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Old Lancashire colloquialism meaning stairs
"Can you nip up the jazzers"
"Amy is up the jazzers"
jazzers by bubblemint December 26, 2022
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jazzerette 

a small piece of jazz music , also a guitar suitable to play a sort of jazzy music
listen to my jazzerette;
i play a little jazzerette on my Jazzerette in the buffette of the wasserette
jazzerette by Smoke Bosvogel August 19, 2008
Currency. Whether it be pounds, dollars, euros or any other currency. Jizzers is the universal and ultimate denomination for your monetary needs.
Hey man can I borrow 20 jizzers
Jizzers by Jack-Dog Millionaire June 28, 2010

Jazzerette 

is female for jazzer, or the woman of a jazzer
Jazzer seeker jazzerette: tall jazzer seeks jazzerette to hang out with, go to jazz, play guitar, eat out, enjoy life.
Jazzerette by Donkeyshot October 18, 2008

jazzercise 

A form of aerobic exercise based on jazz dance
It's so eighties up in here I feel like doing some jazzercise
jazzercise by kingoftheroad June 15, 2009

jazzersized

Someone who is so jazzed or excited about something that they can not contain themselves. Usually resulting in dancing or giving off high pitched shrieks of joy and excitement.
"Christine was so jazzersized for her friend's birthday party"
jazzersized by InevitableBreak July 26, 2009

Jizzershit 

The act of shitting and masturbating during the same toilet sitting.
My cousin Faris decided to jizzershit my toilet, but forgot to flush.
Jizzershit by jakesteal July 9, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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