jazzersized

Someone who is so jazzed or excited about something that they can not contain themselves. Usually resulting in dancing or giving off high pitched shrieks of joy and excitement.

"Christine was so jazzersized for her friend's birthday party"

jazzersized by InevitableBreak July 26, 2009

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Jazzercize

Exercise while in the vicinity of jazz music.
The means through which middle-aged woman convince themselves to stay fit.

"I lost three whole pounds this year by Jazzercizing this year!" said Kendal, excited about Jazzercize.

Jazzercize by Gatsbae January 26, 2018

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Jazzercize

Masturbation while taking in a smooth duck buttery jazz piece. Although recommended, Spandex is not required.

Shit, I'm gonna perform a textbook jazzercize exercise by running a coltrane all up my lavish member. I'm gonna rub my cannonballs to some Cannonball Adderlay

Jazzercize by Ridiculon May 24, 2009

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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