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jizzernaut 

an individual possessing the ability to produce an overpowering or destructive amount of semen.
I realized my buddy Covs was a jizzernaut when he laced his boyfriend Kevin with semen from head to toe.
jizzernaut by the dragon slayaz March 2, 2009

Jazzlina 

A Jazzlina is someone who is very kind ,sweet ,and loyal they’re very loving to people they care about they’ll always be there when you need them they’ll be scared to get in a relationship because they don’t want to get hurt but when they’re in one they will love you with all their heart so don’t break it they’re very determined in a relationship if something bad happenes they’ll do anything to fix it if they’re losing someone they’ll do anything to keep them here they are very sensitive and emotional anyone to date a Jazzlina is very lucky if you ever meet one keep them forever they’re very beautiful and kind and they have an amazing personality
Example 1:
Girl 1:OMG Jazzlina so pretty
Girl 2:I know I wish I was her

Example 2:
Boy 1:So you’re with Jazzlina
Boy 2:Yes!!! She’s so sweet and I feel lucky to have her in my life
Jazzlina by Pan pan:) December 7, 2019

Jazzertard 

Leotard worn while jazzercising. Outfit worn for jazzercise workout.
Maxine's jazzertard left little to the imagination, much to the jazzercise instructor's delight.

Jazzminated 

Someone who is widely irritated and has a large amount of anxiety at the same time.
She was so jazzminated at the time, that she wanted to be alone.
Jazzminated by Thx-Ghxst August 26, 2021

Jizzrinate 

It is when you urinate/jizz on someones head.
Man 1: OMFG! Is it true that you jizzrinated on Connie's head?

Man 2: Hell yeah! I have such good aim!

Jazerine cano 

Jazerine cano Gomez is much better than you if ur not her jump off a bridge
Jazerine cano is better than you
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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