jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!

Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!

jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006

Jankerbating 

Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.

soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"

Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"

Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."

Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013

Jackerbating 

Hardcore, wrist tiring, cock swelling jacking off to the extreme.

Hey man, sorry I can't go out tonight. Why? Well, I can't walk... well it's because I've been jackerbating since Tuesday and my cock is chaffed and balls are swollen.

Jackerbating by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009

jackerbating 

The act of masturbating to Jack Bauer

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again

jackerbating by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011

jazzterbating

the act of masterbation through to art of jazz.

i was jazzterbating last night to miles davis' walkin'. turns out i had a jazzgasm.

jazzterbating by Sudonchew James Glavanovits April 3, 2008

jackerbating 

to ejecaulate with lots of emotion and hardness; to masturbate with lots of force

Brandon Penton was jackerbating with his friend Owen Strassner; and Brandon Penton jizzed on Owen's cabinents.

jackerbating by Brazzzerss May 23, 2010

Jazzterbating

The act of masturbating with the use of improvisation and mixed tempo until eventual Jazzgasm.

I was really mixing it up the other night. It was a real journey. I was jazzterbating solo for 3 hours straight and it was the best Jazzgasm I have ever had.

Jazzterbating by Edward Edwood April 6, 2017