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Exercise while in the vicinity of jazz music.
The means through which middle-aged woman convince themselves to stay fit.
"I lost three whole pounds this year by Jazzercizing this year!" said Kendal, excited about Jazzercize.
by Gatsbae January 26, 2018
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Masturbation while taking in a smooth duck buttery jazz piece. Although recommended, Spandex is not required.
Shit, I'm gonna perform a textbook jazzercize exercise by running a coltrane all up my lavish member. I'm gonna rub my cannonballs to some Cannonball Adderlay
by Ridiculon May 24, 2009
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