jarmageddon

What someone who hates canned food would feel like he was in if he was forced to subsist on Ball-bottled fare for any length of time.

Living "way out in da sticks" can indeed have its advantages, but if you have heavy snowfalls or flooding dat would prevent you from getting to da grocery store for a number of days on end, it could feel like "jarmageddon" if you hafta live on pickled beans and cucumbers for a week or more!

jarmageddon by QuacksO January 21, 2024

Armageddon garden 

A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.

Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).

Armageddon garden by Hofesh November 14, 2011

Barmageddon

1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.

2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.

Barmageddon Example:

Sunday, May 2nd 2010

Barmageddon by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010

carmageddon 2 

A great game made by "SCI games" and "Stainless software LTD" where the aim of the game is...

1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...

2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.

carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!

Eagle 3: Ohh your screwd Kutter!
Kutter: Ohh cock!

*Kutter gets wasted*

Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!

*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*

I love carmageddon 2!

carmageddon 2 by shaun gardner August 23, 2006

karmageddon 

A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.

Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.

The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.

Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!

karmageddon by grailer August 6, 2008

worms armageddon 

The best Worms game in the series, available for PS, N64, and PC.

"Yeah, yeah you may have kicked my ass in couter strike, but I'll own you in Worms Armageddon!"

worms armageddon by Herbie Hancock June 30, 2004

Armageddon Lobby 

A religiously motivated, politically charged, semi-covert group working to actively instigate and accelerate the manifestation of doomsday and the righteous destruction of civilization.

You mean there are actually people that just can't wait for the world to end? For the complete destruction of civilization? For the return of mankind to a condition of ignorance, fear and barbarism?
Yup, that's the Armageddon Lobby.

Armageddon Lobby by YAWA July 26, 2019