Definitions by vAnCiTyCaNaDa
Barmageddon
1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.
2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
Barmageddon by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010
Courtesy tug
Peter: I don't think Mary will give it up anymore. Every time we have sex I always blow my load right away.
Paul: You really need to start giving yourself a courtesy tug.
Peter: What's that all about?
Paul: It's when you rub one out right before having sex, so as to maintain stamina during sex. You'd really be doing Mary and yourself a favor.
Paul: You really need to start giving yourself a courtesy tug.
Peter: What's that all about?
Paul: It's when you rub one out right before having sex, so as to maintain stamina during sex. You'd really be doing Mary and yourself a favor.
Courtesy tug by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
One fart away from a disaster
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!
Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
One fart away from a disaster by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
Party Harness
A strap that is worn while partying to keep your sunglasses either on your face or around your neck.
The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.
The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.
Party Harness by vAnCiTyCaNaDa March 14, 2010
Trendspeed
Sue: I'm really tired of having gears and brakes on my bicycle, any suggestions for something different?
John: It sounds like you need a trendspeed.
Sue: What's that?
John: You know, the fixed geared bicycle all the bike couriers use. They are really big time right now.
John: It sounds like you need a trendspeed.
Sue: What's that?
John: You know, the fixed geared bicycle all the bike couriers use. They are really big time right now.
Trendspeed by vAnCiTyCaNaDa January 24, 2010
Rainbow flag on the play
When one straight person makes a questionable homosexual comment or gesture to another straight person. Just like in football when a flag is thrown indicating a penalty.
Peter: What was up with Bjorn grabbing your junk earlier tonight?
John: Yea, that was a total rainbow flag on the play.
John: Yea, that was a total rainbow flag on the play.
Rainbow flag on the play by vAnCiTyCaNaDa March 23, 2009