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To masturbate before sex, so as to maintain sexual stamina during sex.
Peter: I don't think Mary will give it up anymore. Every time we have sex I always blow my load right away.

Paul: You really need to start giving yourself a courtesy tug.

Peter: What's that all about?

Paul: It's when you rub one out right before having sex, so as to maintain stamina during sex. You'd really be doing Mary and yourself a favor.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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When one straight person makes a questionable homosexual comment or gesture to another straight person. Just like in football when a flag is thrown indicating a penalty.
Peter: What was up with Bjorn grabbing your junk earlier tonight?

John: Yea, that was a total rainbow flag on the play.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa March 24, 2009
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A strap that is worn while partying to keep your sunglasses either on your face or around your neck.

The party harness is often worn by the beer wolf and the party animal, but just about anyone can find comfort in its securing grip. Look for the party harness in these locations, apres ski, houseboating, tailgate parties, bbqs, sausage parties, beer festivals and pretty much anywhere people are found to be partying.
It's a good thing I had my party harness on when I jumped in the water, I nearly lost my shades.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa March 14, 2010
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Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.

2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
Barmageddon Example:

Sunday, May 2nd 2010
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010
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Sue: I'm really tired of having gears and brakes on my bicycle, any suggestions for something different?

John: It sounds like you need a trendspeed.

Sue: What's that?

John: You know, the fixed geared bicycle all the bike couriers use. They are really big time right now.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa January 25, 2010
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