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Containing the best possible attributable qualities.
Oh, man, that lasagna was righteous!
by steveisright November 21, 2003
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A state of extreme perfection bordering on divinity that bestows moral authority upon the subject.
Dude, did you see Chuck Norris kick all those guys in the head ? That was righteous!
by WadeB June 19, 2008
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Awesome, amazing, cool, exciting, etc. Often associated with surfers.
Dude! That wave was righteous, man. That so totally rocked.
by goldemar September 22, 2004
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Outmoded seventies slang meaning "great" or "cool".
We painted the radiator pongee and it looks really righteous.
by Melissa Mouse May 17, 2005
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The ultimate of anything, especially sins of pleasure like lust, gulttony & greed. This is in opposition to the webster meaning: Characterized by uprightness or morality. The religious link is the righeous naughtiness is the God created ultimate of said naughtiness.
1. Sex: Righteous ass. I wana %^({ it
2. Drugs: Righteous bud. I wana smoke it.
3. Music: Righteous tune, Play it while doing 1, 2, and 4.
4. Food: Righteous pizza. I ate a whole pie and a piece after smoking the righteous bud, now i wana work it off doing the nasty with your righteous ass.....
by Septhomas May 11, 2011
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As kids nobody was more righteous, no group was more righteous. So when did females become more righteous than males in middle school? When did black guys become more righteous than white guys in college? When did the LGBT community become closer to god's spiritual core than the rest of the population at birth? As kids there was no such thing as more righteous.
Some females claim to be more righteous than males, some black folks claim to be more morally righteous than white folks. Nobody was more righteous as a kid.
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