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Containing the best possible attributable qualities.
Oh, man, that lasagna was righteous!
by steveisright November 21, 2003
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A state of extreme perfection bordering on divinity that bestows moral authority upon the subject.
Dude, did you see Chuck Norris kick all those guys in the head ? That was righteous!
by WadeB June 19, 2008
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Awesome, amazing, cool, exciting, etc. Often associated with surfers.
Dude! That wave was righteous, man. That so totally rocked.
by goldemar September 22, 2004
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A term used to describe an event or an object that is nice or awesome; a word to replace awesome or cool.
This pool party is righteous!

That lamp is so righteous!
by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017
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Outmoded seventies slang meaning "great" or "cool".
We painted the radiator pongee and it looks really righteous.
by Melissa Mouse May 17, 2005
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The ultimate of anything, especially sins of pleasure like lust, gulttony & greed. This is in opposition to the webster meaning: Characterized by uprightness or morality. The religious link is the righeous naughtiness is the God created ultimate of said naughtiness.
1. Sex: Righteous ass. I wana %^({ it
2. Drugs: Righteous bud. I wana smoke it.
3. Music: Righteous tune, Play it while doing 1, 2, and 4.
4. Food: Righteous pizza. I ate a whole pie and a piece after smoking the righteous bud, now i wana work it off doing the nasty with your righteous ass.....
by Septhomas May 11, 2011
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