rednexual

A portmanteau of Redneck and Metrosexual. Has decided that miso soup, sushi, and a little sake the night before a deer hunt works best for reducing offending scent in the woods.
HIM: Yah… I guess I kind of live a contradictory life. Hmm… let’s see:
A brick house in the sticks.
Deer mount on the wall over some computers.
Cats and Dog as pets.
Working wireless while fishing.
Drinking Guinness and Boddingtons with the same enthusiasm.

ME: Tough to find an appropriate balance, eh? We need to come up with another name for that. Rednexual?
by grailer July 13, 2008
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karmageddon

A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.

Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.

The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.
Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!
by grailer July 14, 2008
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