harmageddon

n. An escalating cascade of destruction initiated by a poorly thought-out action.

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If you touch the vena cava with that scalpel we will be here all night dealing with the erupting harmageddon.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

harmageddon

n. Confrontation in which hurt, physical or psychological, of Biblical proportion is inflicted one's opponent. Often used in jest or in sporting circumstances.

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Yo! This weekend me and my crew are going to lay some harmageddon on you. You hear me? You will cry!

You know it's just a chess match, right?

Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.

by gnostic 1 October 2, 2013

Armageddon garden

A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.

Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).

by Hofesh November 14, 2011

Barmageddon

1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.

2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.

Barmageddon Example:

Sunday, May 2nd 2010

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010

carmageddon 2

A great game made by "SCI games" and "Stainless software LTD" where the aim of the game is...

1) To race around a track against over cars (killing people is helpful as it gives you more time to race) or...

2) To destroy all apposeing cars and not "waste" yourself.

carmageddon 2 isnt the best game of all time but pretty damn good!

Eagle 3: Ohh your screwd Kutter!
Kutter: Ohh cock!

*Kutter gets wasted*

Eagle 3: W00T!
Hawk 3: I shall kill you!

*....Hawk 3 gets wasted*

I love carmageddon 2!

by shaun gardner August 23, 2006

karmageddon

A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.

Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.

The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.

Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!

by grailer August 6, 2008

pharmageddon

the over-indulgence of pharmacueticals leading to the state of complete annihilation

ted's friends realised he'd reached pharmageddon, when they found him tits up in the gutter

by ed reese September 30, 2006