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jamstered

Getting a "free" ring tone for a phone, only to find out you're being charged for it. See jamster.
Jim: just got this awesome ringtone for my phone!
*one week later*
Jim: *checks phone bill* Holy shit! $50 for a simple ringtone? I thought it was free!
Rick: you got jamstered!
by andy whorehol November 7, 2013
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jamstered

v. intr. To ejaculate.
"I JAMSTERED ON HER FACE, FUCK YEAH"
by minigates April 4, 2009
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The Afgan RPG God, a hero in the Afgan war, was known for his god like ability and experience with an RPG

Rest in Peace wherever you are.
Jamsheed was the best anti-tank man ever, RIP.
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jamster

if i saw the jamster ceo i would gank the fuck out of him
by jamesmc August 28, 2007
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jamster

Provider of ringtones the proves that man has taken many a step downward in the evolutionary cycle
by Dagon February 4, 2005
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jamster

Most retarded commercials ever in the history of television.
The annoying ass frog shall forever haunt me in my dreams.
by Bobby De Niro January 20, 2005
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jamster

Jamster, a provider of pathetic ringtones, wallpapers and anything that can be sold to 10 year olds. Not only are they so unoriginal that they had to buy the crazy frog sound from a Swede, they also paid him very little for his contribution to society where as Jamster(!) pocketed over $10 million in revenue worldwide.

A few lesser known facts about Jamster are that they are infact owned by Verisign, a respected provider of online security, whom, after the poorly animated Crazy Frog, Nessie the Dragon and the Little Britain rip off's have completly sold out.

It is wrong to say that new companys are springing up selling the same stuff, because all are OWNED by Jamster(!), for example, in the UK alone: GetZed, 82228 and Ringtoneking are all sister companys with more coming along each day. Even the so called 'Crazyfrog fansites and hatesites are owned by Jamster, as well as a huge portion of .coms relating to anything they are selling.

Jamster originally started as a relativly small company, but founded the so called 'Ringtone clubs' in the most dispicable of ways. By texting to one of their numbers you become subscribed to the service, whether you wanted just one ringtone if you are stupid enough to like such dribble, or if you found a banner ad on a site offering a free ringtone.

By doing this, they have effectively stolen £3 per week from children globally, and although they have an age restriction of 16 to subscribe, the majority of their clients are under this age.

Further examples of Jamster being even more unoriginal come with the release of the Crazy Frog/ Axel Foley single which has gone straight in at No. 1, and has been there for 2 weeks keeping artists such as Coldplay, 50 Cent and Black Eyed Peas from the topspot.

Jamster will come and go, but the general idea is that they will milk it till it bleeds before they crash and burn, so we will be putting up with more media blitzkreiging for some time to come with a variety of new characters including a forth coming Mrs Crazy Frog. Yay.
"Jamster is the be all and end all of legal extortion. Crash and burn scum, and take your shit with you to hell."
by Meeeee2k June 12, 2005
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