Jipstered

To be wrongfully cheated out of something or have something stolen from you when the person doing the cheating has the ability to provide for themselves. Usually involving finances or a loan.

I gave J.L. a loan for $10,000 but he jipstered me when he declared bankruptcy.

by EmperorJayP April 3, 2016

jestered

The life of the party, if the party was an orgy straight out of Freak Show. Any night out with a jestered is sure to be an interesting one! Though, you should probably have an alibi. However, no matter what, do not say no to any of the antics a jestered proposes. They are known to be volatile and unstable. However if you can successfully control one, they make for tools of mass hysteria and confusion.

Daniel: Hey, are we going to play DnD tonight?
Tom: I think so, but i heard James wanted us to go clubbing.
Daniel: We can't go clubbing with him, hes turned jestered! We will be lucky to keep our kidneys if we go with him!

by CovoCava June 24, 2018

Jittered

The act of plowing the bartender of a less than hospitable establishment within the bowels of the latrine.

Him: Bro, I jittered the shit out of that bartender from last night.

by H. Somers May 22, 2018

jipster

A Jewish hipster. Often associated with the post-college migration from the Upper West Side to Williamsburg and/or Park Slope. Jipsters don tight pants and started smoking on teen trips to Israel. Their hipster status is reinforced by parental financial support and an extreme New York Jew-brand of irony.

Why does Williamsburg feel so empty tonight? Oh right... It's Friday, so all the jipsters are at Shabbat dinner.

by bnyc09 March 14, 2010

Jipster

A hipster who dresses almost exclusively in J. Crew apparel (can be male or female). Jipsters are usually between the ages of 18 and 26, young professionals, and typical hipsters who must transition their style so they can better integrate themselves into the workforce. Most importantly, a jipster possesses the winning combination of swag and class.

Hipster #1: "Bro, I can't find a job. All these employers expect me to wear pants that fit normally."

Hipster #2: "Totes bro, I'm thinking about becoming a jipster instead."

Hipster #1: "Woooah, what's that?"

Hipster #2: "It's this new thing bro. Its like a hipster and a J. Crew store had a baby. You wear J. Crew clothes that are semi-hipster. Being a jipster allows me to be professional but still have swag."

by Jipsters4Life June 18, 2012

jamstered

Getting a "free" ring tone for a phone, only to find out you're being charged for it. See jamster.

Jim: just got this awesome ringtone for my phone!
*one week later*
Jim: *checks phone bill* Holy shit! $50 for a simple ringtone? I thought it was free!
Rick: you got jamstered!

by andy whorehol November 7, 2013

jittered

To put on or buy the apparel or accouterments of a jitter.

I'm gettin' jittered at Circle Centre Mall.

by Fried Hog January 21, 2009