jaspered

jaspered |jaspered| verb

A state of inebriation that is reached after one too many swigs of Georgian Cha-Cha, Gold Vodka, or the like. This level of intoxication usually leads one to a) whisper incoherent song lyrics into their friends (or innocent bystanders') ears b) dance with disjointed hand movements around the face and neck area while flalling arms and shaking head c) caress sensuously all in site.
"man, I was so jaspered last night, I left my glasses in the freezer to keep them safe!"

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"Jasper got so jaspered on his birthday that he professed his love for his roomates before taking a shower with his shirt on."
by ScrappyTheCoco January 30, 2011
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jaspered

1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something
Jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.
by Jasonater March 16, 2010
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jaspered

to jizz ones pants while dancing
Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date.
by Jasper Shan May 27, 2007
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Jasper

Jasper, a sandwich thief with 9000000000 feet long arms that are good for stealing sandwiches and lives under a bridge eating sandwiches for a lifetime.
Person 1 : Is that jasper, i better keep my sandwich away from him.
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Jasper

Jasper- Amazing. No.. That's not the right word. Magnificent.

A magnificent human being who can make you smile in a quick snap of his fingers. He's a major dork and really overall a huge crackhead, but if you are ever sad he will be there for you, and he will try his best to help you feel better. Jasper is well jasper. Get you a jasper in your life.

One more thing. Jasper- is like, all the good things in the world compacted into one human being
Jasper is wonderful.. He is the best person I have ever met, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else. -Jay win.
by Lluciddreamz February 13, 2019
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Jasper

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Not only is he kind and courteous, but he is brighter than the sun and one of the best friends you will ever have. His smile will melt you, as well as his personality. He has a way with words and will be a lasting impression on your life so make sure to MAKE the memories happen so you can savour them to your heart's desire. If you underestimate him, it is your loss.
Person 1: Dude, why are you smiling like a dork?

Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.

Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
by RaspberrySmoothie November 07, 2011
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A handsome boy who is easy going very friendly willing to help out always will be there for u no matter what!
Jasper is the coolest!
by Yashkara November 13, 2019
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