jammered

jammered(verb, past tense)- to be so intoxicated that you pull out your tie through your zipper and piss in your pants.

Tryce got so jammered at Breaton's that he hooked up with a mailbox.

by Aloyisius Cornbleuth July 9, 2004

jammered

a state of intoxication due to drink or drugz

i was jammered lasnite!

by anony mouse July 10, 2004

jammered

1) Being in a state of higher consciousness due to excessive consumption of Jamba Juice or any other smoothie beverage with added nutrients

--Did you see Eric last night? He had a twenty dollar Jamba Juice gift certificate and got himself totally jammered off of wheat grass and Strawberries Wild drinks.

by JuicyJew July 31, 2008

no jammer

a no jammer is when someone in the fandom of bts (named ARMY) are cringy, annoying, or unrealistic. the term "no jammer" comes from a video with the group's leader telling jimin, out of context, "you got no jams", which became a known joke. this group also includes koreaboos

normal ARMY: did you see that photo of jimin?
no jammer: omg yes!! it was so hot i want him to date me 😍 ugh i wish i was korean!

by orangefall November 18, 2018

Jammer

Well Ava says it means “good awesome Music “

Bro this music is jammer

by Jammer July 16, 2019

Jammered

(verb.) When one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.

"Last night, the boys and I smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; We literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and I felt so sick."

by Acceptable November 24, 2014

Jammer

A heart attack.

My old-man is in intensive care. He did too much blow and had a jammer last night.

by Coosit September 11, 2003