Definitions by Dagon

dr. phil 

1.)The antichrist. A pathetic exuse for a man with no real reason to exist other than to spew his pathetic bullshit.

2.)A wormy loser

1.)Dr. Phil is evil

2.) Man, that guy is such a Dr. Phil

dr. phil by Dagon August 25, 2005

re animator 

Excellent film from director Stuart Gordon, based on the short story "Herbert West Re-Animator" by H.P. Lovecraft. The film tells the tale of Herbert West (the always underrated Jeffrey Combs, "The 4400","From Beyond", "The Frighteners") as a mad scientist with a drug that can bring the dead back to life. Of coarse, things don't exactlly go as planned, and before you know it, you've got tits, gore, a horny severed head, great one-liners, vengeful intestines, zombies, and other things of the sort. What more could you ask for?

"Herbert West has a Very Good head on his shoulders...and another one in a dish on his desk"

re animator by Dagon August 11, 2005

jerry lawler 

Wrestling legend famous for his feud with Andy Kauffman. Now an announcer, and a horrible one at that. Known for helping to popularize the piledriver.
Also competed in the 1997 Royal Rumble, where he was instanly eliminated

"Puppies"

"Jerry just gave Andy Kaufman the dreaded Piledriver!"

jerry lawler by Dagon May 13, 2005

fangoria 

Possibly the definative horror film magazine

"I can't wait for the new issue of "Fangoria""

fangoria by Dagon May 13, 2005

super milk chan 

One of the few anime amusing shows on American TV, or at least IMO. Chronicles the (mis)adventures of a foul mouthed, lazy,rude, 5 year old pseudo super-hero girl (the title character, who often says "You Dumbass!"), a pet slug named Hanage (name translates to "Nose Hair"), a child-like, yet secretly selfish robot servent named Tetsko, a dysfunctional family of ants, a gay onion/landlord named Laylo, and a man who is Definitely the President (of everything).The show is bizarre, sensless, and seems to have been done under the heavy influence of drugs, but slowly grows on you.

"Yes, I am Definitely
the President. Most Definately"

"You Dumbass!"

"All right, our mission is complete. Let's go eat sushi or something!"

super milk chan by Dagon May 9, 2005

The Schumin Web 

Both the most maddening and the most fascinating web page on the net. Owned by Ben Schumin, this web site features an array of mundane photo essays (including ones of Wal-Mart) an online newsletter, essays, and other such things

"The Schumin Web: The mundane and pintless have never been so fascinating."

The Schumin Web by Dagon May 9, 2005

Broccoli

1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.

1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"

Broccoli by Dagon April 30, 2005