Dagon's definitions

re animator

Excellent film from director Stuart Gordon, based on the short story "Herbert West Re-Animator" by H.P. Lovecraft. The film tells the tale of Herbert West (the always underrated Jeffrey Combs, "The 4400","From Beyond", "The Frighteners") as a mad scientist with a drug that can bring the dead back to life. Of coarse, things don't exactlly go as planned, and before you know it, you've got tits, gore, a horny severed head, great one-liners, vengeful intestines, zombies, and other things of the sort. What more could you ask for?

"Herbert West has a Very Good head on his shoulders...and another one in a dish on his desk"

by Dagon August 11, 2005

dr. phil

1.)The antichrist. A pathetic exuse for a man with no real reason to exist other than to spew his pathetic bullshit.

2.)A wormy loser

1.)Dr. Phil is evil

2.) Man, that guy is such a Dr. Phil

by Dagon August 25, 2005

Get The Plates

What the Bigheads do before "mating", from the show "Rocko's Modern Life"

"Get the plates Bev!"

by Dagon April 18, 2005

Broccoli

1.) Slang for pot

2.) The vegetable that your parents always told you to eat.

1.) "Man, I'm gonna go smoke some Broccoli!"

2.) "Wise words from the departing: Eat your greens, especially Broccoli"-John Balance of Coil, "Broccoli"

by Dagon April 30, 2005

super milk chan

One of the few anime amusing shows on American TV, or at least IMO. Chronicles the (mis)adventures of a foul mouthed, lazy,rude, 5 year old pseudo super-hero girl (the title character, who often says "You Dumbass!"), a pet slug named Hanage (name translates to "Nose Hair"), a child-like, yet secretly selfish robot servent named Tetsko, a dysfunctional family of ants, a gay onion/landlord named Laylo, and a man who is Definitely the President (of everything).The show is bizarre, sensless, and seems to have been done under the heavy influence of drugs, but slowly grows on you.

"Yes, I am Definitely
the President. Most Definately"

"You Dumbass!"

"All right, our mission is complete. Let's go eat sushi or something!"

by Dagon May 9, 2005

The Schumin Web

Both the most maddening and the most fascinating web page on the net. Owned by Ben Schumin, this web site features an array of mundane photo essays (including ones of Wal-Mart) an online newsletter, essays, and other such things

"The Schumin Web: The mundane and pintless have never been so fascinating."

by Dagon May 9, 2005

super milk chan

One of the few anime shows on American TV, or at least IMO. Chronicles the (mis)adventures of a foul mouthed, lazy,rude, 5 year old pseudo super-hero girl (the title character, who often says "You Dumbass!"), a pet slug named Hanage (name translates to "Nose Hair"), a child-like, yet secretly selfish robot servent named Tetsko, a dysfunctional family of ants, a gay onion/landlord named Laylo, and a man who is definatley the President (of everything).The show is bizarre, sensless, and seems to have been done under the heavy influence of drugs, but slowly grows on you.

"Yes, I am Definately the President. Most Definately"

"You Dumbass!"

"All right, our mission is complete. Let's go eat sushi or something!"

by Dagon March 6, 2005