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jalonni
jalonni by ifthepussystankdoneatit March 22, 2017
Jaloni
a female who is intelligent, kind, snarky, and humorous. she is quite quick tempered, but has a huge heart.
Jaloni is very funny.
jayonni
jayonni by weluvsamurai November 22, 2021
Jalopnik
One of the best daily automotive blogs on the internet. Because Jalopnik is updated daily by a competent and Knowledgeable staff, the stories are current, entertaining, and insightful, unlike the more mainstream and sterilized print media. Jalopnik is also the unofficial official provider of coverage of the 24 Hours of LeMons.
Jalonnie
Coolest guy on earth. If you've ever seen a Jalonnie in person, you kno he smells like a pound of pot anywhere he goes. He's handsome, funny & great in bed.
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