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Careless
When you just dont just a fuck so hard as to the point where for a short ammount of time you stop doing anything productive and give up on life.
This usually leads to questioning the world and existence itself.
Also known as: Temporary Depression, a Disturbance in The Force, and Fuck It.
This usually leads to questioning the world and existence itself.
Also known as: Temporary Depression, a Disturbance in The Force, and Fuck It.
Friend 1: Dude, what's up with mike? He's just laying on his bed blankly staring at the ceiling.
Friend 2: Looks like a bad case of Careless. If you don't bother him he'll be up and active in a few minutes.
Friend 1: Alright I guess...
Mike: ............................Fuck...................this............
Friend 2: Looks like a bad case of Careless. If you don't bother him he'll be up and active in a few minutes.
Friend 1: Alright I guess...
Mike: ............................Fuck...................this............
Careless by The MotherFucking Batman October 6, 2011
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Careless by Sir_Dude_the_wise May 9, 2018
Careless talk
When someone speaks without sensitivity or regard for other peoples feelings who may be in the proximity.
Jamie meets a girl with a Purple dress at an elevator, he smiles and walks away. Later Jamie decides to look up the name of the girl and sends her an email which reads. "Sorry for staring at you earlier. It's just Purple is my favorite colour. Let me know when you decide to get the lift again and I will stare some more." - This could be seen by some as being an unwelcome email and a prime example where "Careless talk"was used.
Careless talk by carebear01 October 22, 2013
careless lumberjack
When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.
careless lumberjack by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008
careless wrister
An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)
Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!
careless wrister by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006
Careless Whisper
"We were scared when I finished and realized that I didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her Careless Whisper."
Careless Whisper by tubadude62 September 9, 2011
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