jalonda 

loser who likes to smoke pot and who acts like she is crazy. jalonda is smart, but only because she takes pills. she likes crazy Chinese anime and wants to have power like goku.

your acting like a jalonda.

jalonda by babablacksleeps January 1, 2009

Jalonda 

A very outgoing and fun person. Loves certain types of food from other cultures. Doesn’t like fake people and avoids the most obnoxious ones. Won’t let anybody get in her way and does the most to strive.

She acts like she is a Jalonda

Jalonda by JayMar2005 January 27, 2019

Jalanda 

She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!

Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!

Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010

javonda 

Javonda is a super funny well rounded individual who loves to dance, goes to church and enjoys long walks on the beach. She is also super lucky and everybody likes her very much because she is pretty awesome.

I saw Javonda yesterday! God that woman is nice.

javonda by Kaseey May 14, 2015

jalinda 

Beautiful girl who got a big ass and amazing body she's a wonderful person and if you have don't let her go cause once she's gonna she's gone she's a veeryyy sexual being who loves to party and and have a good time gets very jelous person with her friends family and loves so be careful what you do or say around her she's very trust worthy a beautiful don't ever leave her cause u will regret it REMEMBER she's AWESOME AND GORGEOUS NEVER let her go cause there may be better but she if you hurt her she will not just let it go she'll get you and once she falls in love she won't stop till she gets you

*Person 1- you saw nina over there
*Person 2- yea but she's no Jalinda!

jalinda by urban dictionary789 November 22, 2014

Jaylonda 

You may think this person is odd when you first meet them, but thats just the trauma talking. This person has been through a lot, but is still the life of the party. There the friend that you want to tell all of your secrets to. But there fucking weird. Like, they say really weird things sometimes. And that ok, because you love them. But they're still amazing. And smexy. Most people want to be there friend. Who wouldn't wanna be this amazingly exotic and interestingly odd persons friend?

"Wow, Jaylonda is such a crackhead!"

"Jaylonda is so pretty!"

"Oh your boyfriend cheated on you? Go talk to Jaylonda!"

"Put the fucking stick down Jaylonda!!"

"Jaylonda is HAWT."

Jaylonda by Apersonwhoneedshelp3000 September 3, 2020

jalondia 

A girl with a fat ass and shows it on Instagram and will also take your man within minutes of her twerking

Jalondia is a bad bitch.

jalondia by Sexy coco March 18, 2017