jalong 

black male with a huge penis

taylor adams was getting some jalong last night with three niggahs just chillin in the room.

jalong by niggahhnick March 3, 2011

Jalong 

Penis

Franky yelled, “Hey Nick! Chomp on my jalong keed!”

Jalong by YugoBoy69Yeahhhh March 19, 2023

Jalong

A derisory, 'Norf'-like moniker for the corrupt Geelong Football Club in the Australian Football League.

Bloody Jalong have signed our best player with a huge Cotton On deal on the side.

Jalong by manutd/dogs September 9, 2026

LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY)

Social Media Ghost -
A person who does not use social media (Facebook , Twitter , Instagram etc...) to communicate.
I tried finding her on facebook and twitter but she was no where to be found. She must be a smg

I tried finding her on facebook and twitter but she was no where to be found. She must be a LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY)

LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY) by lenjau\lennon November 22, 2021

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab

connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor

Bongo Jalongo by the creator of bongo jalongos December 8, 2012

jahong-ed 

when you get owned by jahong via cell phone or any other technology-associated device

guy: wait Jahong, how did you get a picture of my newborn baby up on your website before i did?
other guy: dude. you just got jahong-ed.

jahong-ed by cookibear January 21, 2010

Jamonga

A lovely set of cup-size D or larger breasts that cause a man to go agape and stupefied from a tremendous hormonal rush. Usually said at slow pace in deep reverence and awe.

Sam: "Yeah, so I fucked up my bio midterm an-- {gaze wanders} ooh Jah-MONG-ah..."
Kevin: "Hey yo, Snap out of it. What you lookin?... oh yes... daddy like doz."
Sam: {Whistfully} ...Jamonga....

Jamonga by MrRowe March 28, 2008