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Dude last night was crazy I slapped my girlfriend with my jalona while she was sleeping!
Jalona by BigJalona August 6, 2011
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A pretty ass girl who doesn’t show emotions after while and stops caring once she gets done wrong by anybody. Very pretty though.
Man, my girl is a Jalona. i love it but hate it here.
Jalona by baby goat. March 24, 2020
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Jalona Jarona jalena jalon Jalana jaloni jaiona Jalina jamona Jalna

jalnandan 

subfandom name for heeseung biased engenes aka the best subfandom in engenes subfandom </3 they are so cool istg, always so protective over heeseung as they should be, always win in polls, ads and votings for hee (outsold baragi mfs)
"did a jalnandan just get another ad for heeseung" "no wonder </3"
jalnandan by heeseung it boy August 26, 2021
A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab
connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor
She's most defiantly that bitch ! She's smart , pretty , has a nice body , has nice hair. She'll fight any bitch so don't try her. She's nice and funny. She has hoes but doesn't even give them the time of day.
Jayona by BestDressedOverDressed February 12, 2018
Jalena is a special person if you ever find one don't let her go she will be there for you when you think no one else is even if you don't think you want anyone with you at that moment she would still try to stay with you to help you get through it. A lot of people say bad stuff around her and she would think its true and put on a strong face for others because she doesn't want to be a burden to others but they are always still there for her. Sheis also very beautiful,sweet,kind
I have a Jalena friend
Jalena by Thegirlwhogots December 19, 2016
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B)
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A)
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