jacktrash

Any debris remaining after a masturbation session, such as cum soaked toilet paper or a stained celebrity photo.

Mona: Larry's been in my bathroom again. He left a girly magazine on the floor.
Lisa: OMG, he left some jacktrash stuck to the side of the commode too. Gross!

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Jacktastic

A person named Jack who is fantastic.

"Man that guy Jack is fantastic"
"He's fucking Jacktastic"

by Jack Likes Fire August 2, 2007

jackwash

a moment when you have a total number of 69 sexual partners, first used by Hugh Johnson during the Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results video.

"Hugh Johnson, 69... a jackwash!"

by DerpHerpbert August 12, 2019

jackmarshallize

(verb) to write, pontificate or act in such a manner that resembles unconscionable, sadomoralistic douchebaggerry of the very highest order.

Jack Marshall is a self-proclaimed champion of ethics, but he is actually just a lawyer who is invariably very rude, dismissive and intimidating.

In attempting to defend the indefensible (most often his beloved policy of drug prohibition) he does so mainly from the power of his own extreme prejudicial convictions – by blatantly ignoring fact and historical precedent he has achieved the highest form of cognitive dissonance and suffocating bigotry.

Mr Marshall’s convictions are most definitely not based upon the ethics he purports to champion, but are the ‘ethics’ of utter malice towards all who dare to disagree with his particular form of stifling, authoritarian hypocrisy.

Usage: “Do you honestly believe you can just march in here and simply jackmarshallize us?

by Bobobobobob987 April 5, 2012

Jacklash

When you nut so hard from hacking off that you tense up and throw your neck backwards and give yourself a mild case of whiplash.

Damn bro my neck is killing me. Did you jacklash yourself again? Yea damn near put my head through the wall this time.

by Dick Onchin November 12, 2020

jacktrack

An inspirational soundtrack for one to use as a masterbatory aid.

I lit some candles and incense and put on some Sade to get my jacktrack rollin'.

by JoesephBloseph December 14, 2009

Jackashay

A Girl that is bipolar as fuck, has no filter when it comes to being fruity, has and extremely small cycle, and everyone thinks she's soft until her patience run out.

Look at that girl right there she's most definitely a Jackashay.

by Jayywayy the goat December 17, 2018