jacktrack 

An inspirational soundtrack for one to use as a masterbatory aid.

I lit some candles and incense and put on some Sade to get my jacktrack rollin'.

jacktrack by JoesephBloseph December 14, 2009

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

jackstack

Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.

I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.

jackstack by Beeyo November 1, 2007

jackpack 

n. The bag in which Jack Bauer carries his gun, PDA, ammo, cell phone, duct tape, knife, scope, etc. It is NOT a man purse.

The terrorists thought they had Bauer at last, but he pulled a bazooka out of his jackpack.

jackpack by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

jackwacker 

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).

You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.

jackwacker by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

Jackjack 

The coolest superhero from the incredibles

Jackjack has teh b3st p0warz

Jackjack by jackjacklover February 10, 2009

jackstack

A large stack of porngraphic magazines that one would use to masturbate to or jack-off to.

My girlfriend found my jackstack and wants me to add some lesbian magazines to it.

jackstack by Dan Brooks December 23, 2007