WiscoTheElder's definitions

spootle

The spit that drools out of the side of your mouth while you are sleeping.

Yuck, the pillow's still damp from Bob's spootle.

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

jacktrash

Any debris remaining after a masturbation session, such as cum soaked toilet paper or a stained celebrity photo.

Mona: Larry's been in my bathroom again. He left a girly magazine on the floor.
Lisa: OMG, he left some jacktrash stuck to the side of the commode too. Gross!

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.

Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Tupper Toilet

Tupperware used as a sealable urine container to avoid bathroom stops on a long road trip.

Sure I can make it in 6 hours. I've got a dozen Tupper Toilets in my truck.

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

burpay

A muffled burp. The attempt to soften the sound of a good belch.

Did you hear that burp? How rude! A gentleman would have attempted a burpay.

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

broadcasterbation

The constant yammering of a narcissistic radio or TV personality who just loves to hear himself talk.

Mona: Doesn't that DJ ever shut up?
Lisa: Never! He is the King of Broadcasterbation.

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Chinsickle

The form cum takes when dripping from a person's chin after a tity-fuck orgasim.

Mona: Did Don like that tit fuck you gave him?
Lisa: Hel yes, he left me a chinsickle didn't he?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015