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"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
by SethTheMage February 10, 2019
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Aug 6 Word of the Day
Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
by A. Danish November 27, 2007
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the fucking number that comes before 70
1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70
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A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.
Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."
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A number you dirty minded price of shit
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
by FuckBoiiMcGee August 01, 2016
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(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE
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Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
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