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the fucking number that comes before 70
1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70
by jplar February 14, 2017
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A number that is the product of 3 and 23, two prime numbers. Fucking internet perverts.
Proffessor: The mathematical properties of the number 69, whilst limited, are uinfalingly fascinating.
Student: (raises hand) Yo, doc i got a question!
Proffessor: Yes good sir?
Student: Isn't 69 that freaky shit where she sucks your dick, and you eat her out at the same time?
Proffessor: It is not limited exclusively to heterosexuals. Dumbass.
by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014
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A number you dirty minded price of shit
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
by FuckBoiiMcGee August 01, 2016
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Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
by iloveawkwardsituations August 31, 2010
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It's not just any number....
It's a sexual intercourse position where one(mostly male) licks the female vagina and the other one (mostly female) sucks the male dick for pleasure while female being on top of male or vice-versa.
It's often used to slip into conversations to hint about sexual intercourse.
Male: I guess it'll be 69 today (hinting)
Female : (blushes) I guess so

Let's do it 69. I like it
by Anonymous nymomynous August 31, 2018
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A number immediately before 70, and immediately after 68.
Usage: Bingo Calling.

"A meal for two with a hairy view - Number 69".
by biznuge November 15, 2012
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