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the fucking number that comes before 70
by jplar February 14, 2017
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A number you dirty minded price of shit
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
by FuckBoiiMcGee August 01, 2016
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Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
by iloveawkwardsituations August 31, 2010
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It's not just any number....
It's a sexual intercourse position where one(mostly male) licks the female vagina and the other one (mostly female) sucks the male dick for pleasure while female being on top of male or vice-versa.
It's often used to slip into conversations to hint about sexual intercourse.
Male: I guess it'll be 69 today (hinting)
Female : (blushes) I guess so

Let's do it 69. I like it
by Anonymous nymomynous August 31, 2018
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