by jplar February 14, 2017

Proffessor: The mathematical properties of the number 69, whilst limited, are uinfalingly fascinating.

Student: (raises hand) Yo, doc i got a question!

Proffessor: Yes good sir?

Student: Isn't 69 that freaky shit where she sucks your dick, and you eat her out at the same time?

Proffessor: It is not limited exclusively to heterosexuals. Dumbass.

Student: (raises hand) Yo, doc i got a question!

Proffessor: Yes good sir?

Student: Isn't 69 that freaky shit where she sucks your dick, and you eat her out at the same time?

Proffessor: It is not limited exclusively to heterosexuals. Dumbass.

by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014

a) A number that looks the same when rotated through an angle of 180 degrees.

b) The only number whose square and cube between them use all the digits 0 to 9: 69² = 4761 and 69³ = 328,509.

c) 69 = 1892 ÷ 473 + 65—the digits 1 to 9 appear on the right of the equation.

b) The only number whose square and cube between them use all the digits 0 to 9: 69² = 4761 and 69³ = 328,509.

c) 69 = 1892 ÷ 473 + 65—the digits 1 to 9 appear on the right of the equation.

69 is the record number of children born to a Russian woman—she had 27 pregnancies all of which produced more than one baby: 16 pairs of twins (32), 7 sets of triplets (21), and 4 sets of quadruplets (16).

via giphy

by MathPlus February 04, 2017

Simultaneous oral sex. Can be practised by M+M, M+F or F+F.

The reference is that the numerals 6 and 9 are inverted versions of each other, reflecting the physical position that the couple must adopt when engaged in this sexual practice.

The reference is that the numerals 6 and 9 are inverted versions of each other, reflecting the physical position that the couple must adopt when engaged in this sexual practice.

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