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the fucking number that comes before 70
by jplar February 14, 2017
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A number that is the product of 3 and 23, two prime numbers. Fucking internet perverts.
Proffessor: The mathematical properties of the number 69, whilst limited, are uinfalingly fascinating.
Student: (raises hand) Yo, doc i got a question!
Proffessor: Yes good sir?
Student: Isn't 69 that freaky shit where she sucks your dick, and you eat her out at the same time?
Proffessor: It is not limited exclusively to heterosexuals. Dumbass.
by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014
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A number you dirty minded price of shit
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
by FuckBoiiMcGee August 01, 2016
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Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.
Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)
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a) A number that looks the same when rotated through an angle of 180 degrees.
b) The only number whose square and cube between them use all the digits 0 to 9: 69² = 4761 and 69³ = 328,509.
c) 69 = 1892 ÷ 473 + 65—the digits 1 to 9 appear on the right of the equation.
69 is the record number of children born to a Russian woman—she had 27 pregnancies all of which produced more than one baby: 16 pairs of twins (32), 7 sets of triplets (21), and 4 sets of quadruplets (16).
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A number immediately before 70, and immediately after 68.
Usage: Bingo Calling.

"A meal for two with a hairy view - Number 69".
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Simultaneous oral sex. Can be practised by M+M, M+F or F+F.

The reference is that the numerals 6 and 9 are inverted versions of each other, reflecting the physical position that the couple must adopt when engaged in this sexual practice.
The two girls were in a 69, licking each other's pussies.
by starflier December 08, 2003
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