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Jacktress 

Jacktress: A woman capable of doing many trades. Similar to the saying for a man, "a Jack of all trades". So therefore the saying goes in old historic Hangtown, California. Commonly known as Placerville, California in El Dorado County. Home to California's Gold Movement of James Marshalls discovery of gold in the 1800's. The saying goes around here for woman who work like a man or takes up trades similar to how men do. But are often frowned upon untill they are given a chance. " A Jacktress is looked at as trades of none, but if given the chance will prove to be better than a master of one." Reference to : The full phrase is “a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.”quote by William Shakespeare.
Please don't doubt my work because I am a female, I am what you would call a "Jacktress of all trades."
Jacktress by anonymous April 16, 2023
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A woman who cant act but has large breasts and is in entertainment.
Pamela Sue Anderson was horrible in that movie, but get a load of her breats. She cant act, but she is a great racktress.
Racktress by Heckler1 December 11, 2008

Jackness 

Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.

I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.

See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich
"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"

"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."

"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."
Jackness by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007
A female actress who is more notable for her large breasts than for her acting ability.
Pamela Sue Anderson isnt a very good actress, but she has a great set of tits and that makes her a damn fine racktress.
Racktress by Heckler01 December 9, 2008
Female entrepreneur that randomly succeeds.
A female that will attempt heavy duty manual labor and sometimes doesn't fuck it up.

A female that will attempt to out-do men on a dumb dare.

A female that is insanely sarcastic- almost to the point of non- tolerance. aka, bitch, but sassier.
"Kris Jenner" is such a jackess."
"Holy shit! That jackess actually fixed the toilet!"
"OMG- that jackess tried to light her fart and burned her asshole in front of the whole party!"
"Judge Judy is totally a jackess."
jackess by PirateP June 15, 2017

Wacktress 

A woman who aspires to be an actress, but is employed as a waitress. A wacktress is part waitress, part actress, and 100% wack.
Rob is dating the wacktress again.

jackthescarman 

jackthescarman is s very good player at Fortnite and tends to have crushes on men named king
jackthescarman, I never knew you were cracked ta fortnite and loved king