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Jacktress 

Jacktress: A woman capable of doing many trades. Similar to the saying for a man, "a Jack of all trades". So therefore the saying goes in old historic Hangtown, California. Commonly known as Placerville, California in El Dorado County. Home to California's Gold Movement of James Marshalls discovery of gold in the 1800's. The saying goes around here for woman who work like a man or takes up trades similar to how men do. But are often frowned upon untill they are given a chance. " A Jacktress is looked at as trades of none, but if given the chance will prove to be better than a master of one." Reference to : The full phrase is “a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.”quote by William Shakespeare.
Please don't doubt my work because I am a female, I am what you would call a "Jacktress of all trades."
Jacktress by anonymous April 16, 2023
Words you can keep
A woman who cant act but has large breasts and is in entertainment.
Pamela Sue Anderson was horrible in that movie, but get a load of her breats. She cant act, but she is a great racktress.
Racktress by Heckler1 December 11, 2008

Jackness 

Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.

I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.

See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich
"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"

"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."

"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."
Jackness by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007
A female actress who is more notable for her large breasts than for her acting ability.
Pamela Sue Anderson isnt a very good actress, but she has a great set of tits and that makes her a damn fine racktress.
Racktress by Heckler01 December 9, 2008
Female entrepreneur that randomly succeeds.
A female that will attempt heavy duty manual labor and sometimes doesn't fuck it up.

A female that will attempt to out-do men on a dumb dare.

A female that is insanely sarcastic- almost to the point of non- tolerance. aka, bitch, but sassier.
"Kris Jenner" is such a jackess."
"Holy shit! That jackess actually fixed the toilet!"
"OMG- that jackess tried to light her fart and burned her asshole in front of the whole party!"
"Judge Judy is totally a jackess."
jackess by PirateP June 15, 2017

Wacktress 

A woman who aspires to be an actress, but is employed as a waitress. A wacktress is part waitress, part actress, and 100% wack.
Rob is dating the wacktress again.

jackthescarman 

jackthescarman is s very good player at Fortnite and tends to have crushes on men named king
jackthescarman, I never knew you were cracked ta fortnite and loved king
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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