Skip to main content

internuff

• A statement word to describe something that is online and enough

• When something is on the internet and doesn't need any explanation at all, it's simply enough online as it is - it's internuff
'Check this out, it's so internuff'

'Look at this site, it's totally internuff'
'It's just internuff, nuff said'

'It is what it is, internuff'
by UknowHat May 14, 2017
mugGet the internuff mug.

Internut Romance

Two fools in totally bitching. headboard-slamming online romance that's just plain embarrassing in the real world, as in WTF were they thinking???
1st Dude: So how did that vacation in Hawaii go with that cheerleader hottie that you met online?
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be.
1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance.

Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.
by Buck 98261 May 13, 2012
mugGet the Internut Romance mug.

INTERNUT

1. noun: World Wide Network of loons, religious nuts, wackos, crazies, degenerates, deviants, sex addicts, paranoid shut-ins, retired pole-dancers, tea party activists, dope smokers, hash-heads, meth-freaks, dim-wits, democrats, lawyers, convicts, war criminals and sex offenders.

2. noun: A denizen of that community.

3. noun: An orgasm achieved while watching Internet porn.
1. President Obama said something vague and misleading and the INTERNUT is really jumping tonight.

2. Look out for the INTERNUTs. You know they are out there.

3. I walked in on my room-mate having an INTERNUT. Awkward.
by james savik October 30, 2010
mugGet the INTERNUT mug.

Internuts

The phenomenon that occurs when someone becomes a badass when addressing others on a message board.

It is a common practice for the reticent, meek, and cowardly to make bold statements, on the internet, knowing there is no way to be held accountable.
The poster was getting badly flamed, so threatened to kick everyone's ass. His anger made his internuts grow.
by BabylonDon December 26, 2008
mugGet the Internuts mug.

intercoffium

The period of time spent between the consumption of cups of coffee.
I'm pretty sure that a 14 hour intercoffium violates the Geneva Conventions.
by Amanderpants August 26, 2013
mugGet the intercoffium mug.

Internutters

1. Viktor Says, "DAMN YOU INTERNUTTERS!!!"

2. Affinity Says, "I AM QUITTIN' THE INTERNUTTERS!"
by Strawana Cow April 13, 2009
mugGet the Internutters mug.

internut

an individual who spends at least 15 hours/day online in a leaky sub-basement
when we severed the wifi conection, strange sounds emitted from the sub-basement which we thought was uninhabited; upon investigation, we learned that it was the domain of the internut.
by cyhmnow September 26, 2008
mugGet the internut mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email