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Internerfed 

The act of nerfing the Internet.
Usually performed by corporate firewalls, or public access Internet terminals.
Corporate Shill 1: I can't get to Facebook or Twitter at work any more!
Corporate Shill 2: Welcome to the Gimpternet, we've been Internerfed.
Internerfed by |echelon| January 21, 2011
Words you can keep
An enthusiast of any subject, who shares their knowledge on the internet, via blogs, forums, websites, chat rooms, youtube videos...etc.

Knowledgeable people on the internet.
I recently decided to take up cooking, and after discussing it with some internerds I worked out a plan and I'm starting next week.
Internerd by mal808 January 24, 2013

Internerd Baccanerd 

Insult for high schoolers enrolled in the International Baccalaureate program. An internerd baccanerd's only personality trait is their schoolwork and how they never sleep. Another identifying characteristic is their enormous ego and their strongly held belief that they are superior to every other student, especially Advanced Placement kids.
Person one: Yo are you taking studies or sl math?
Person two: AP Calc because I'm not a fucking internerd baccanerd.
Internerd Baccanerd by j_o.e.l August 29, 2019
fictitious proper noun;

:used as slang for "Internet"
:"Internet" being - connecting nerds

commonly has a TradeMark symbol following it

noun;

:a person who is deemed to be on the Internet too much
:or, takes the Internet too seriously for the likes of others
proper noun;
"I spent all night browsing the Internerd."

noun;
"He was on the computer all night. He's such an Internerd."
Someone who talks more online than off, and has an easier time expressing his/herself online than in face to face talking. Probably spends around 2-6 hours on AIM each day, more if it's a weekend or a day without school.

Most InterNerds have many friends whom they met online, and perhaps know more people online than they do in real life. It's not uncommon for an InterNerd to have met their best friend online, but never in real life. They also may have met one or several of their intenet friends in real life.
A: Dude, you are such an InterNerd, do you even know what XYz317 looks like in real life?
B: No...but I know that he's a real nice guy, and his favorite movie is StarWars!

OR

I spend so much time on the computer, I think I'm starting to turn into an InterNerd....
InterNerd by CrutchysGoil July 23, 2008

internetted 

When you're intending to go and do something useful and get caught in the tantalizing web that the internet is. Stumble, or IM or Facebook. You name it, and the distraction exists.
A : Oh? I thought you were going to bed early today.

B : Yeah man, I intended to . But I got totally internetted and got delayed.
internetted by Gradstudent6 December 16, 2010
v. intr.
1. to graze avidly upon the offerings of the Internet, especially as a pastime.
Simone: What are you doing up so late?
Shane: Just internerding.
internerd by modustype March 6, 2008
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