INTERNUT 

1. noun: World Wide Network of loons, religious nuts, wackos, crazies, degenerates, deviants, sex addicts, paranoid shut-ins, retired pole-dancers, tea party activists, dope smokers, hash-heads, meth-freaks, dim-wits, democrats, lawyers, convicts, war criminals and sex offenders.

2. noun: A denizen of that community.

3. noun: An orgasm achieved while watching Internet porn.

1. President Obama said something vague and misleading and the INTERNUT is really jumping tonight.

2. Look out for the INTERNUTs. You know they are out there.

3. I walked in on my room-mate having an INTERNUT. Awkward.

INTERNUT by james savik October 30, 2010

internut 

an individual who spends at least 15 hours/day online in a leaky sub-basement

when we severed the wifi conection, strange sounds emitted from the sub-basement which we thought was uninhabited; upon investigation, we learned that it was the domain of the internut.

internut by cyhmnow September 26, 2008

Internut 

A Person of the Internet.

Charlie says, "Don't be such a Internut!"

Charlie's Evil Twin says, "Don't underestimate Internuts in large numbers!"

Internut by Strawana Cow April 13, 2009

Internut 

(noun 1) Residue left on computers.

(noun/verb) What's busted while enjoying internet porn.

When you buy a computer off Craigslist, watch out for internut.

"There's internut all over this computer."

"Who internut on my laptop!"

Internut by JustinTme May 2, 2009

internut 

may refer to the miss-spelling of the word internet by john spiller also by many newbies

M!E jOHHNNN I Us INTERNUT noa

internut by the hole of woking college January 2, 2005

Internut 

n. a crazy person you only know from online experience.

I thought I was going on a date with that girl, but she turned out to be an internut.

Internut by Mrjoshcook December 18, 2009

Internut Romance 

Two fools in totally bitching. headboard-slamming online romance that's just plain embarrassing in the real world, as in WTF were they thinking???

1st Dude: So how did that vacation in Hawaii go with that cheerleader hottie that you met online?
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be.
1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance.

Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.

Internut Romance by Buck 98261 May 13, 2012