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intellagend

in-tel-uh-juhnd

-noun

in-apropos information (or wreckage) inserted into conversation that halts the flow of said conversation so that it cannot be recovered

-adjective

unrelated and confusing informational lagend or flotsam
Coal was infamous for walking into a room and dropping intellagend comments, then leaving abruptly.
by Coal_ January 2, 2012
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IntelligentCoDFanboy

One of the many major trolls on YouTube. This one claims to lead an "army" to "enlighten" gamers about CoD and how it is "superior" to all other games. Despite his obvious trolling, he still grasps bait easily.
IntelligentCoDFanboy: "CoD is the biggest franchise in the world. It has innovated the FPS genre and everything involved in the genre as well. Other FPS such as Battlefield, Counter Strike, Halo and GTA copied CoD. They are CoD ripoffs and are not worthy of playing. CoD on the Xbox will have the best graphics and biggest performance of every game worldwide. It will be the most successful game with the best score and the biggest fanbase."
by picklestein June 23, 2016
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optical intelligence

Some bullshit Elon Musk made up to justify his crappy driver-assistance system.
"Did you see Elon's tweet that used 'optical intelligence' in order to sound pseudo-smart? LMAO."
by LoveMyTeslaBut March 13, 2021
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intelligence

a very valuable cognitive trait that an avetard and ou tard completely lacks and will never possess
An avetard has no intelligence.
by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019
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IntelligentCoDFanboy

A professional troll on YouTube who is trying to shove COD up everyone's ass and claiming that it's the future of gaming.

He's either the biggest COD fanboy in the world or is probably laughing his ass off at how much he's pissing people off on YouTube.
IntelligentCoDFanboy: Call of Duty® has ALWAYS innovated -- you would have to be a bigoted Call of Duty® hater to not see this. Call of Duty® is once again innovating with Call of Duty® Ghosts on the Xbox One™. Can you name me one game that actually has AI implemented in fish? IW has gone the extra mile with Call of Duty® Ghosts and blind haters don't want to admit it.

Me: Search for "Next Gen Technology" on YouTube and click the first result.
by Some guy 2 May 29, 2013
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greed-intelligence paradox

The 'greed-intelligence paradox' states that a person cannot be both greedy and intelligent because the two traits are mutually exclusive.

The 'greed-intelligence paradox' encompasses the more detailed 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', which explains a lot about leaders and people.

The 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation' explains the 'generally true' relationships between levels of greed and overall intelligence within an individual: put simply, greedy people are not particularly intelligent, and intelligent people are not particularly greedy (this would be the general form of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation').

These are the 'generally true' statements of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation':

- The greedier a person is, the less intelligent that person is.
- The less greedy is a person is, the more intelligent that person is.
- The more intelligent a person is, the less greedy that person is.
- The less intelligent a person is, the more greedy that person is.

In one extreme case of this 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', we know it is impossible to amass and hoard incredibly large amounts of monetary and material wealth or even want it, while also being a truly highly intelligent person. Highly intelligent people do not hoard money or stuff, they want to enjoy life and nature, and they want to share what they have with others. Truly intelligent people are also honest.
ex. Nikola Tesla was unquestionably the most overall intelligent person who ever lived. Tesla spoke 6 languages, invented the modern AC motor and the radio, and was the most prolific inventor of all time. Tesla lived and died dirt poor and in financial debt. Humanity owes Tesla a great debt of gratitude for the amount of freedom (and liberty from toil) his inventions have afforded mankind. Tesla was an extreme example of the validity of greed-intelligence paradox.

ex. International bankers profit from all major modern global military conflicts and wars --- promoting the killing of innocent people is financially profitable but not intelligent behaviour.

ex. The 'greed-intelligence paradox' explains that exclusively unintelligent people make up the class of incredibly wealthy people (the ruling class) on the planet, which explains why planet Earth is in such a mess from economic, environmental, moral and social perspectives. It is quite evident that wealthy unintelligent people are running and ruining the planet.

*** People have no business equating high net worth with high intelligence --- precisely the inverse is true. ***
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
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Intelligenter

A funny way of showing how "smart" you are. Made popular by Jack Black in the hilarious 2009 Comedy about pre-historic times, Year One.
Michael Cera: No! We cannot eat from the forbidden tree!

Jack Black: What if i eat it and become all knowing? I must!

*Takes Bite*

Michael Cera: How's it taste?

Jack Black: Has a "Knowledgy" taste to it.

Michael Cera: Do you feel smarter?

Jack Black: I'm not sure. But im feeling more..."Intelligenter"..
by RyRyRodriguez November 8, 2009
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