Intellegence 

Noud: A higher form of knowlege and thought, a term usually used in place of intelligence, on the internet.

I have reached a higher form of intellegence, after reading that post.

Intellegence by Apoch Ghost January 27, 2019

optical intelligence

Some bullshit Elon Musk made up to justify his crappy driver-assistance system.

"Did you see Elon's tweet that used 'optical intelligence' in order to sound pseudo-smart? LMAO."

optical intelligence by LoveMyTeslaBut March 13, 2021

intelligence

a very valuable cognitive trait that an avetard and ou tard completely lacks and will never possess

An avetard has no intelligence.

intelligence by TurnM3Up November 14, 2019

greed-intelligence paradox 

The 'greed-intelligence paradox' states that a person cannot be both greedy and intelligent because the two traits are mutually exclusive.

The 'greed-intelligence paradox' encompasses the more detailed 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', which explains a lot about leaders and people.

The 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation' explains the 'generally true' relationships between levels of greed and overall intelligence within an individual: put simply, greedy people are not particularly intelligent, and intelligent people are not particularly greedy (this would be the general form of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation').

These are the 'generally true' statements of the 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation':

- The greedier a person is, the less intelligent that person is.
- The less greedy is a person is, the more intelligent that person is.
- The more intelligent a person is, the less greedy that person is.
- The less intelligent a person is, the more greedy that person is.

In one extreme case of this 'greed-intelligence inverse correlation', we know it is impossible to amass and hoard incredibly large amounts of monetary and material wealth or even want it, while also being a truly highly intelligent person. Highly intelligent people do not hoard money or stuff, they want to enjoy life and nature, and they want to share what they have with others. Truly intelligent people are also honest.

ex. Nikola Tesla was unquestionably the most overall intelligent person who ever lived. Tesla spoke 6 languages, invented the modern AC motor and the radio, and was the most prolific inventor of all time. Tesla lived and died dirt poor and in financial debt. Humanity owes Tesla a great debt of gratitude for the amount of freedom (and liberty from toil) his inventions have afforded mankind. Tesla was an extreme example of the validity of greed-intelligence paradox.

ex. International bankers profit from all major modern global military conflicts and wars --- promoting the killing of innocent people is financially profitable but not intelligent behaviour.

ex. The 'greed-intelligence paradox' explains that exclusively unintelligent people make up the class of incredibly wealthy people (the ruling class) on the planet, which explains why planet Earth is in such a mess from economic, environmental, moral and social perspectives. It is quite evident that wealthy unintelligent people are running and ruining the planet.

*** People have no business equating high net worth with high intelligence --- precisely the inverse is true. ***

greed-intelligence paradox by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

Intelligenter 

A funny way of showing how "smart" you are. Made popular by Jack Black in the hilarious 2009 Comedy about pre-historic times, Year One.

Michael Cera: No! We cannot eat from the forbidden tree!

Jack Black: What if i eat it and become all knowing? I must!

*Takes Bite*

Michael Cera: How's it taste?

Jack Black: Has a "Knowledgy" taste to it.

Michael Cera: Do you feel smarter?

Jack Black: I'm not sure. But im feeling more..."Intelligenter"..

Intelligenter by RyRyRodriguez November 8, 2009

human intelligence

Something teachers make up for you to learn when they have nothing planned.

What's the homework?
Human intelligence.
Oh. Darn.

human intelligence by yardbirdsmith March 8, 2017

Boundary Intelligence 

Ability to manage the three dimensions of one's psychological boundaries (permeability, flexibility and complexity) in relationships with other people.

"She doesn't know where she ends and I begin, psychologically speaking, because she has no boundary intelligence."

Boundary Intelligence by Jane Adams May 8, 2005