A bad situation, feeling rubbish, significantly shit, depressed, opposite of solar
"Alright I ain't seen you in ages, how's stuff?"
"Fucking coal mate my cat just died"
by Wichol December 2, 2013
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A baby man; an extremely immature tiny man
Very short
Wisty: coal your a babyman

Doot doot: Si
Fank: Si
by Fank (aka best mod) May 19, 2021
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you better watch out santa's watching you masturbate in the washroom so if you keep it up you'll get a lump of coal for Christmas but hey, at least you can use it to cook things
by Young Reezie December 23, 2009
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Because cool just isn't cool and kewl is overused.
Random dude: Dude, look at my new pink T-Shirt!
Other dude: Dude, not coal...
by Arek. April 14, 2009
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hmm a non-renewable energy source!
flash1:buying coal 100 each
by bob-e September 30, 2004
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The douchiest possible way to say you're hot, it's hot, etc. It is pronounced the same way as cold, and yet means the opposite: "as hot as hot coals," basically.
"It's so coaled out today!"

"But it's 100 degrees out today, dude."

"I know! It's like hot coals!"

"Oh..." (and then the coldest of stares)
by lljdude July 28, 2014
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