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instamob 

An Instamob is a matrix of people coordinated by technology for untoward purposes.

Flashmobs, in contrast, are generally for entertainment.

Instamob uses include rioting, gang stalking, creating a roadblock, to gather in mass with the motive to influence, threaten or harm.
There is an Instamob that is gang stalking me.

After whistleblowing, I became a P.O.I. and now a menacing bunch of gang stalking shills stalk me everywhere I go. One of them told me, they are coordinating their efforts to stalk me, utilising a technology similar to a ride-sharing app. They told me they get paid to do this.
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instamoron

Compulsive hashtagger with no real meaning or sense of the hashtags. Someone who would suck for likes and fuck for fame. Without any ambitions in life and to stupid to understand that nobody gives a fuck about their posts.
You instamoron.
instamoron by sanma January 24, 2019

instamodel 

A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.
Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel
instamodel by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018

instamorons 

Compulsive hashtagging on Instagram with no profound meaning. Instagram Morons, people who would s*** for likes and f*** for fame. Slaves of the Instagram social media.
Instamorons would s*** for likes and f*** for fame!
instamorons by sanma January 24, 2019

Instamom 

A female, usually a whackjob with low self-esteem, that can't refrain from posting photos of her goofy kid on Instagram. Photos are usually painfully mundane, but held in high regard by the Instamom.
"Did you see all the lame pics that Nancy posted on Instagram of her kid brushing his teeth? She is the worst Instamom ever. Get me off this planet."
Instamom by India Najones March 11, 2020

Instamod 

1. Someone who has only joined the “Scene” recently has no history but acts like an authority on the subject.

2. Someone who blatantly uses quotes from books or other publications and others peoples experiences as their own.

3. Someone who discovers new records, styles and behaves as if they have known about for years.
4. Someone who relentlessly solicits brands/labels in order to raise their profile on social media (brand whore) with constant posts about what they are wearing today….. often accompanied with a G9 Harrington jacket, GH Bass weejuns and a “record of the day
5. Someone who uses social media to obtain self gratification, although their interpretation is often historically incorrect.
He’s so fake, he’s an Instamod
Instamod by Concrete Dog March 23, 2022

Instamoist 

When women and male feminists genitals get instantly lubricated by precum or lady juice the moment they are excited by something i.e. 50 Shades of Gray, One Direction, Feminist Frequency.
John: Oh did you see they're making a cross over of Fifty Shades of Gray and 12 Years A slave?
Peter: Yeah I saw the lead actor will be some coked up nigger into bondage with white women.
John: I heard Scott in accountings wife got INSTAMOIST because she has a thing for black men, I hear Scotts a bit of a cuck.
Instamoist by suburbanmayhem February 16, 2015
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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