Instamojoed

Getting stoned and drunk off your ass by 11 am but still give 110% at your job

She might look baked but she is just instamojoed

Instamojoed by Manonymous22 January 4, 2019

Instamood 

A state where any outside activity/conversation is ignored completely because their on Instagram.

I have to deal with instamood at least twice a day.

Instamood by Jpounder November 27, 2013