Poop-a-gram

A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.

Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.

by recruiterpoet September 04, 2016

Social Media Stalker

A virtual contact, friend, colleague or passive connection that join all your social networks (Facebook, Myspace, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Digg, Stumbleupon and Google+) and comments, likes, plus one or shares all your posts regardless of rhyme or reason.

These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.

Be careful

My social media stalker has commented on my last ten Google + posts and the last 15 posts on Facebook.

by recruiterpoet September 06, 2012

Soulfates

What two individuals are fated at birth to meet and share a connection deep within the soul for a lifetime.

We were destined to meet and become soulmates for life. We are soulfates.

by recruiterpoet March 14, 2022

instamodel

A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.

Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel

by recruiterpoet June 05, 2018

Nicole Slurpee

1 Part Cherry Slurpee
1 Part Orange Slurpee
1 Part Moutain Dew Slurpee
50 Parts Fucking Cherry Vodka

It is pure slurpee rape.
It rapes your mouth
It rapes your senses

It leads you to rape monkeys

Nicole #1 your raped my slurpee with your Nicole Slurpee. Now I'm fucked up. Let's play football

by recruiterpoet April 05, 2011