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Instamom

A female, usually a whackjob with low self-esteem, that can't refrain from posting photos of her goofy kid on Instagram. Photos are usually painfully mundane, but held in high regard by the Instamom.
"Did you see all the lame pics that Nancy posted on Instagram of her kid brushing his teeth? She is the worst Instamom ever. Get me off this planet."
by India Najones March 11, 2020
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instadome

When you upload an image onto the social networking app Instagram, and you proceed to get many likes on the picture, hopefully from many great looking dimes and slampieces to insure maximal domage and increasing the growth of ones social ego.
"Avery how many likes did you get on that picture of the sky with the Camera+ HDR effect on it?"

"Dood I got like 53!!!"

"Damn dood thats mad instadome"
by SaulSilver November 20, 2012
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instamoron

Compulsive hashtagger with no real meaning or sense of the hashtags. Someone who would suck for likes and fuck for fame. Without any ambitions in life and to stupid to understand that nobody gives a fuck about their posts.
You instamoron.
by sanma January 24, 2019
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instamodel

A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.
Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel
by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018
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Instabomb

Instabombing is the act of uploading all of your images to instagram at once. Done mostly because instagram's upload process is so lengthy; you end up filling the entire queue with your pictures and everyone gets annoyed.
I was out of cell phone range for the whole weekend, so I uploaded my all of my pictures at once on Monday morning. Man, my friends were annoyed that I instabomb everyone with my pictures.
by Grrrrn July 8, 2012
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instamorons

Compulsive hashtagging on Instagram with no profound meaning. Instagram Morons, people who would s*** for likes and f*** for fame. Slaves of the Instagram social media.
Instamorons would s*** for likes and f*** for fame!
by sanma January 24, 2019
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instacomfy

When you lay down and you're instantly comfy
When I laid down on my new mattress I was instacomfy
by Tamsta October 11, 2017
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