Instamoid

Like moid but for instagram moids specifically

"Ugh I hate that instamoid in my dms, he's doing too much we're online"

by angelguts2727 March 29, 2026

Instakid

Someone who is so unbelievably stupid that they could not have been conceived by conventional means. Their parents went to the pet shop, bought a package of Instakid® and poured it into water and put it in the oven at 365. 3 days later they had their full grown, dumb ass kid. Similar to sea monkeys.

Person 1: Alex is always driving drunk, I don't know what's wrong with him

Person 2: Alex is an instakid man

by idddddddddk June 9, 2014

instafold

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Folding"

With the blinds up to $10,000-$20,000, I instafolded my 10/2 off suit

by Steelheader August 6, 2008

Instagood

Something that is very very artsy and will get you over 10 likes on instagram.

Yo Santi, this pic is pretty chill and instagood, you should upload it.

by brobrock March 22, 2013

instamoron

Compulsive hashtagger with no real meaning or sense of the hashtags. Someone who would suck for likes and fuck for fame. Without any ambitions in life and to stupid to understand that nobody gives a fuck about their posts.

You instamoron.

by sanma January 24, 2019

instamodel

A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.

Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel

by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018

instakid

The kid of the person you are dating that quickly becomes almost your own because you spend so much time with them outside of your dating relationship.

I am in beginning stages of dating a man with a child and I also have a child. When I go anywhere with my child it is "expected" that my instakid (the son or daughter of my boyfriend) will also join us.

by marshmallowobsessed March 26, 2013