The term used when your Instagram crush doesn't look like his/her picture in real life. The frequent use of filters and deceptive angles may cause you to believe they're a certified 10 on the scale, but in real life, the way the light hits their face doesn't do them any justice.

Merhawit: I met my Instagram crush last night, but he didn't look like ANY of his pictures :(

Natanya: Damn, girl, you were instafooled!

instafooled by l0uisian1mal July 20, 2013

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InstaCool

Someone who has a characteristic so freaking fantastic that it makes them instantly cool. In other words, the one attribute over shadows all other shortcomings.

Hey did you know that Kelsie owns a '69 Dodge Charger R/T? OMG that's just instacool.

InstaCool by Centurianponii February 12, 2010

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Instagood

Something that is very very artsy and will get you over 10 likes on instagram.

Yo Santi, this pic is pretty chill and instagood, you should upload it.

Instagood by brobrock March 22, 2013

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instamoron

Compulsive hashtagger with no real meaning or sense of the hashtags. Someone who would suck for likes and fuck for fame. Without any ambitions in life and to stupid to understand that nobody gives a fuck about their posts.

You instamoron.

instamoron by sanma January 24, 2019

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instamodel

A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.

Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel

instamodel by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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