1. Someone who has only joined the “Scene” recently has no history but acts like an authority on the subject.
2. Someone who blatantly uses quotes from books or other publications and others peoples experiences as their own.
3. Someone who discovers new records, styles and behaves as if they have known about for years.
4. Someone who relentlessly solicits brands/labels in order to raise their profile on social media (brand whore) with constant posts about what they are wearing today….. often accompanied with a G9 Harrington jacket, GH Bass weejuns and a “record of the day”
5. Someone who uses social media to obtain self gratification, although their interpretation is often historically incorrect.
2. Someone who blatantly uses quotes from books or other publications and others peoples experiences as their own.
3. Someone who discovers new records, styles and behaves as if they have known about for years.
4. Someone who relentlessly solicits brands/labels in order to raise their profile on social media (brand whore) with constant posts about what they are wearing today….. often accompanied with a G9 Harrington jacket, GH Bass weejuns and a “record of the day”
5. Someone who uses social media to obtain self gratification, although their interpretation is often historically incorrect.
by Concrete Dog March 23, 2022
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You instamoron.
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A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.
Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel
by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018
Get the instamodel mug.Compulsive hashtagging on Instagram with no profound meaning. Instagram Morons, people who would s*** for likes and f*** for fame. Slaves of the Instagram social media.
by sanma January 24, 2019
Get the instamorons mug.A female, usually a whackjob with low self-esteem, that can't refrain from posting photos of her goofy kid on Instagram. Photos are usually painfully mundane, but held in high regard by the Instamom.
"Did you see all the lame pics that Nancy posted on Instagram of her kid brushing his teeth? She is the worst Instamom ever. Get me off this planet."
by India Najones March 11, 2020
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John: Oh did you see they're making a cross over of Fifty Shades of Gray and 12 Years A slave?
Peter: Yeah I saw the lead actor will be some coked up nigger into bondage with white women.
John: I heard Scott in accountings wife got INSTAMOIST because she has a thing for black men, I hear Scotts a bit of a cuck.
Peter: Yeah I saw the lead actor will be some coked up nigger into bondage with white women.
John: I heard Scott in accountings wife got INSTAMOIST because she has a thing for black men, I hear Scotts a bit of a cuck.
by suburbanmayhem February 16, 2015
Get the Instamoist mug.A person who creates the perception that they can program, by posting pictures of themselves with computers on Instagram.
These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.
These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.
* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user
* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer
These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.
These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.
* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user
* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer
by The Avocoder July 10, 2018
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