impoopment

the opposite of improvement

John and Kate were working on a project. John made a change to the project that Kate didn't like. Kate then said to John: "Man, what an impoopment!"
funny joke

by pxs1919 August 3, 2012

impoopments

your peenis impoopments

i got a gun no girls girls gotta die you anbd yo peenis impoopments. RYDEWR AND GRENDELL

by nofreaks May 23, 2018

improvment deterioration

Used for when people try to improve something but actually make it worse overall.

This is translated from the original German word : Verschlimmbesserung

Company X is suffering improvment deterioration

by FaZe Optic Jevshot January 21, 2021

Home Improvment

One of the funniest and most clever 1990s sitcoms airing on ABC. The show centered around the stand up acts of comedian, Tim Allen. His character, Tim Taylor hosts a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time. He is very masculine and interested in all aspects of the male mind: he is always building a hotrod in the garage, is sexist, HATES the opera, grunts, loves tools, loves sports and loves building things. He is however blessed with ineptitude. His ineptitude includes anything from glueing his head to a table to falling through a roof or a portapotty to dropping a two-ton beam on his wife's car. Home Improvement had a cleverly-written script and writers. It won a number of Emmys.

Home Improvment was a great show. Gags from the show:
1. the neighbor, Wilson's face NEVER being seen
2. everybody screws up Wilson's advice.
3. Tim's wife Jill cant cook.
4. Tim is always building a hotrod in the garage.
5. Tim's cohost, Al has an obsession with flannel.
6. Tim is always making fun of Al, his mother-in-law and basically anything he doesnt understand
7. Wilson's amazing knowledge of culture and history.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2007

Impimpment

When a female is pimped by using a male to write their music!

The female rap industry is not empowerment it's Impimpment

by Irayah makar January 2, 2023

impolement

The act of committing impolement is to impale someone on a pole either literally or metaphorically.

Impole, Impoled

Kia was charged with impolement after she impoled Joseph, ending their relationship.

by Tactical Toffee February 26, 2021

imployment

A wage-earning job dat entails acting mischievous and disrespectful.

If you get sacked for prankish cheeky behavior, can you then draw "unimployment" benefits till you find another position?

by QuacksO August 24, 2022