imployment

A wage-earning job dat entails acting mischievous and disrespectful.

If you get sacked for prankish cheeky behavior, can you then draw "unimployment" benefits till you find another position?

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

impoopments

your peenis impoopments

i got a gun no girls girls gotta die you anbd yo peenis impoopments. RYDEWR AND GRENDELL

by nofreaks May 23, 2018

impoopment

the opposite of improvement

John and Kate were working on a project. John made a change to the project that Kate didn't like. Kate then said to John: "Man, what an impoopment!"
funny joke

by pxs1919 August 3, 2012

employment fellatio

The ability for a really poor employee to keep theirjob by performing oral sex on their boss at regular intervals.

Melissa is always late, her works sucks, she's dumber than shit and the other workers find her annoying as hell. But, she has been able to keep her job by performing a lot of employment fellatio.

by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015

Employment Officer

A person who is appointed by the Job Centre, to fail you in nearly every aspect of life.

'Hello i'm Sam; i'm your Employment Officer'
'My your stuby fingers look like sausages'

by Venom_of_Oswestry May 12, 2009

Implementation

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NOUN:
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1) Tool: a useful piece of equipment, usually a specially shaped object designed to do a particular task.

2) Law requirement: something needed in order to achieve something else.

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TRANSITIVE VERB:
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1. Carry out or fulfill something: to put something into effect or action.

2. To provide or equip somebody with the tools or other means to do something.

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NOUN:
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1) Writing implements.
2) They still need to get that through implementation.

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TRANSITIVE VERB:
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1) The plan has yet to be fully implemented.
2) The thieves were given all necessary implementations.

by Jafje July 11, 2007

Employment HIV

or E-HIV. To slowly wilt away at an undesirable place of employment until expiration.

I hate my job, it's so boring I've contracted Employment HIV.

by TheSparky04 November 2, 2011