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iloof 

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a very round sluggish person. one who likes to lie around and eat potato chips on the couch with a nice cold beer on the bed side. Pot bellied fat human beings.
I hate it when iloofs are on the beach its sickens me.
Yeah me too they can't swim because they are so huge.
iloof by Ryan Pater April 2, 2005
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ILOO 

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When someone says ILU (I love you) in real life it sounds like iloo.
Iloo Rose!
Iloo2 Ross!
ILOO by McTodger May 7, 2008
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igloofesting

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Partying, drinking, and dancing to music served up by international DJ's spinning electronic tunes at below 0 temperature in Montreal's cold winter climate.
I've been igloofesting all weekend. My nuts are frozen.
igloofesting by Igloo Monkey January 19, 2008

iloovekel 

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a very lovely tiktoker who I look up to! They are an amazing person and deserve the world! They have recently been getting quite the following and I hope they don’t forget abt me when they get big
iloovekel just posted, they’re so cool and sweet!
iloovekel by Anoxuu May 23, 2021

ILOFT 

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stands for: i logged off for this. usually in the from of a question, it is asked after doing or experiencing something undesirable, and the person is frustrated that they got off their computer/the internet to do so.
1. Went outside for a swim in the pond and then got pond itch, ILOFT?

2. Decided to go shopping and the clerk yelled at me when my credit card wouldn't go through, ILOFT??
ILOFT by sneufdogg August 7, 2012

ilolfu 

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internet smex talk for i love you.
Toastrbabe: oh Dethpwnerer your such a 1337 gamer...

Toastrbabe:ilolfu

Dethpwnerer666: thanks Toastrbabe.
ilolfu by Mist&e January 1, 2008

IPOOF

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(verb) An abbreviation for "I peed (or pissed) on Old Faithful." This term is used by an elite group of persons who have been able to sneak onto the famed Yellowstone Geyser and successfully relive their bladder contents onto (or on legendary occasions into) said Geyser. If caught attempting or in the act of joining IPOOF or even confessing to joining it before to the wrong person can result in severe punishments. Punishments include being fired from your work at Yellowstone National Park, a $750 fine, being banned from the Park for several years (which would prevent you from doing IPOOF again), and even being mauled by Smokey Bear himself.

Since the installment of the Webcams at Old Faithful, it has become near impossible to join IPOOF without being caught; thus, most successful members tend to be boomers, doing so at night.
My father is a member of IPOOF.
I got fired from my concessions job at Yellowstone National Park for becoming a member of IPOOF.

I got drunk in Yellowstone and joined IPOOF.
IPOOF by Partridge of Crater Lake October 17, 2022
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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