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stands for: i logged off for this. usually in the from of a question, it is asked after doing or experiencing something undesirable, and the person is frustrated that they got off their computer/the internet to do so.
1. Went outside for a swim in the pond and then got pond itch, ILOFT?

2. Decided to go shopping and the clerk yelled at me when my credit card wouldn't go through, ILOFT??
ILOFT by sneufdogg August 7, 2012
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@ilostmyblade 

@ilostmyblade by HeyEmoBoy November 15, 2021
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Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit."
John: How are you feeling today?

Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS!
ITOFTS by Brett Stanaker April 21, 2008
acronym for 'I Look Forward To Killing You Soon', popularized by the online podcast Ask A Ninja.
hollaninja3: alright homeskillet peaceeeee
ninjafoshinja: yea yea ilftkys...
ilftkys by samjam February 3, 2008
It's Only F*cking Tuesday

It's a term used to express the feeling of going through a long Monday and realizing there's still a lot of the week left.
"Ugh! IOFT!"
"Ugh! It's only f*cking Tuesday!"
IOFT by IOFT October 16, 2012
come from the words. iPod and Microsoft

=isoft

The isoft is what happens when a power hungry turtle neck (steve jobs) and a bottlecap glasses homophobe (bill gates)

put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume.

The isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper-
the user wipes his ass with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite.
When contact between saids asshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nanobots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as
windows 7 , java , Microsoft exel , imovie , safari

and many more.
Once the nanobots have finished the programs are booted up and now the individual is under the command of the

mega- billjobz zord.
Man- once those isoft nanobots reach the ass it's all over...

Woman- how do we stop them once there inside?

Man- you tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye
isoft by Mr.yum July 1, 2010
An acronym for idea of the day.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see mandy's ioftd on the office group-chat?
Guy 2: Yeah, it is really cool. I hope we can get a chance to implement it in our department.
ioftd by Lilminders June 8, 2019
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