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illfuckyerfaceoff 

what ill do to yermomsmouth or gf on myxxxpovnetwork
while gaggingyergf or other facefuckery,i told them alll that illfuckyerfaceoff
illfuckyerfaceoff by myxxxpovnetwork November 12, 2021

illfucked 

Someone whose bitter attitude is attributed to lacking a good fuck thusly being illfucked
My boss is such an illfucked idiot that I'm actually considering paying someone to show him a good time.
illfucked by mikester556 May 20, 2014
A combination of the words 'ill' meaning excessivly cool, and awful, which is pretty self explanatory.
Ex 1 -
Andrew: Did you hear about the woman that used her 4 week old son as a weapon to bludgeon her boyfriend?

Cam: That's illful.

Ex 2 -
Bearning is an illful practice.
illful by Illustrious C March 9, 2007
The guy who is described as having the biggest penis of all. his schlong is so massive that if he would get a boner, he would simply pass out.
Hey, that sure is an Isolfur
Isolfur by Klogger November 22, 2021
The word Isolfur is describing a person who has an incredibly massive penis. If a Isolfur gets a boner, he will simply pass out
Wow, that sure is a Isolfur
Isolfur by Klogger November 22, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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