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A situation in which your sister or brother doesn't close your doors even though you told her to do it a lot of times before.
My sister just did Ilovar.
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ilofa • ilona • ilocano • Ilfan • Ilfa • illofasoul • ILOA • icofalis • ILFASS • ilifaat
The most beautiful amazing woman you can ever find. She loves sneakers and has a cute sense of style! And is very funny, everyone practically can’t help but fall in love w her!! She is super sweet and one in a trillioonnnn
Wow, you had the chance to be with Ilora!!?!?
ilora by x2wjwwoooo April 6, 2021
1. Ilocano is one of the major languages of the Philippines spoken predominantly in the northern island of Luzon, descending from the Dacunos tribes.

2. An Ilocano speaker
Listen to this chinese song, it sounds hilarious
Dude, thats Ilocano

That Jackie girl is one hot Ilocana
ilocano by Jac-Jac February 22, 2008
An abreviation meaning I'm laughing my fucking ass off usually used over instant messanger such as AIM or MSN.
Haha that's so funny ilmfao!
ilmfao by Thats not my name! August 3, 2008
An offshoot of the popular "lol" acronym, ILOLAW stands for "inappropriately laughing out loud at work." It is used to describe situations where something done, said, or witnessed causes you to laugh out loud so intensely while at your place of occupation that others take notice. Reactions from coworkers or bosses to an ILOLAW can be positive or negative.

The first "L" in ILOLAW can also mean "laughs," "laughed," or "laugh" depending on how ILOLAW is used in a sentence.
Next time we're GChatting at work, don't forward me your new favorite hysterical Youtube video...they always make me ILOLAW, and my boss says he'll fire me next time it happens.
ILOLAW by MAToe January 6, 2009
Ilona is very intelligent. Ilona is usually blonde and blue eyed. She can be a little gullible. People get her name wrong all the time so be sure to pronounce it correctly. She can be a little immature at times, but it's all a part of her personality. If you have an Ilona in your life be sure to treasure her, she is one of a kind.
"Ilona is very loud and obnoxious, but fun.
Ilona by ilonasfunkydouble November 21, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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