ibpression 

The incurable autosomal depression caused by a two year IB Diploma Programme during High School. Normal symptoms include constant exhaustion yet utter lack of sleep, constant guilt even when time off is taken, frequent suicidal thoughts and complete understanding of academic failure. Extreme cases have had people sleeping on their desks at 3pm mumbling TOK essay ideas. Repression of symptoms has been evident with online Instagram IB-support meme groups. However, sole therapy seems to be the 5-July liberation - be it failure or not.

-Mate, I'm feeling so sick but I don't know why.. i get fever, and even when I don't, it's like my soul has been sucked. All I want to do is just sit on my bed and stare at the ceiling in shame
-That's a clear case of ibpression sir!

ibpression by jim.nt December 12, 2016

first impression shirt 

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

first impression shirt by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

fozzy bear impression 

When getting a blowjob from a girl continue to force her head forward at a generous rate of speed thus causing a "wokka..wokka...wokka" noise

I had that girl doing her best "fozzy bear impression" last night

fozzy bear impression by The Fozzy October 21, 2010

impressionable 

easily manipulated/"influenced"

College students are the most impressionable fuckers ever

impressionable by ahadahat November 18, 2015

niagara falls impression 

when one throws-up. Prone to happen after pregaming with appletinis.

Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON.

Jeremy is such a toolbox, he did his niagara falls impression all over Boston Pizza, ruining all his single friends chances with those ladies.

(Text): Ass-clown wake up for class! or are you too tired from showing everyone your niagara falls impression last night?

niagara falls impression by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007

tranquil impressionism 

a new movement in the genre of impressionistic painting, in which colors and textures are blended together harmoniously to create various moods in the mind of the beholder.

Coined by William Dean A. Garner

Please see http://tranquilimpressionism.com

Tranquil impressionism paintings can be viewed here: http://tranquilimpressionism.com

tranquil impressionism by William Dean A. Garner March 28, 2009

elephant impression 

n. (sometimes "elephant impersonation") To open your pockets out, unzip your fly, and whip it out, thus your pockets bearing vague resemblance to elephant ears, and your walloper to the beast's trunk.

The more ardent of impersonators will paint his beef dagger grey, then gel his pubes outwards and paint them white, to give the impression of tusks.

The kids weren't amused by his balloon shapes or his juggling, and Coco the clown was running out of ideas. He had to make sure these kids had fun or he wouldn't get paid for the gig. All of a sudden, he had a stroke of genius!
"Say, kids..." whispered Coco, "do you like wild animals?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" yelled the brats excitedly.
"Well, what luck!" the clown laughed, "'cos I just happen to have my pet elephant with me today!"
"Hooray!" shouted the kids.

Coco was fined £5000, put on the Sex Offenders' Register and sentenced to 3 years without parole for indecent exposure to minors.

Elephant impressions are not suitable for children under 10 years old.

elephant impression by Terry Deary August 29, 2006