Impression

I'd do one of Russell Brand but I don't have any heroin or a 17 year old to rape.

Hym "But I guess we can just pretend! OK, so pretend I'm actively raping and drooling down the throat of a 17 year old girl and then pretend I'm high on heroin 'OI! LOOK AH MEH! OIM RUSHOL BRAND!' What do you think? I think that's a pretty good impression if I do say so myself."

Impression by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

impression farmer 

A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.

Malachi is such an impression farmer, all he does is tweet for likes.

impression farmer by LargeYak March 24, 2021

Impression Zombie

Annoying "verified" X bots/accounts that reply to trending posts out of nowhere, saying meaningless stuff like "Good" and "Really", just for the sake of earning impressions and ads revenue.

The Japanese have come up with a good name for the stupid blue check bots that are spamming up people's replies: インプレゾンビ (impression zombies)

this is what I'm going to be calling them from now on.

Impression Zombie by lpsn February 14, 2024

impression zombie

Impression zombie(インプレゾンビ) is a Japanese slang term for annoying "verified" bots or impression farmers, typically operated by individuals from Arabic or Indian backgrounds. They are basically active when replying to Japanese post.

They pose as Japanese users, spamming replies with meaningless content, copypasting quotes or messing search result with unrelated videos in order to gain impressions and revenue.

They're called "zombies" because they lack communication skills and mindlessly seek preys(some post that went viral on X), resembling zombies.

The phenomenon exploded after Elon Musk's launched Creator Ads Revenue Sharing.

human account: "My mother is buried in a broken house! Please help!"

Impression Zombie: 1 "hi"
Impression Zombie: 1 "wonderful"
Impression Zombie: 1 "nice"
Impression Zombie: 1 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "هذا مضحك"
Impression Zombie: 2 "شكرا!"
Impression Zombie: 2 "what is this"
Impression Zombie: 2 "famous guy died by sui"
Impression Zombie: 2 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 2 "اللي مايعرف الصقر يشويه"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🤣🤣🤣"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😫"
Impression Zombie: 3 "🍷🗿"
Impression Zombie: 3 "mous guy died by s"
Impression Zombie: 3 "😬😬"
Impression Zombie: 4 "."
Impression Zombie 4: "a"
Impression Zombie 4: "😥"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 5: "(porn link)"
Impression Zombie 6: "agwer"
Impression Zombie 6: "fadsd"
Impression Zombie 6: "qeeee"
Impression Zombie 7: "Good job thank 💯💯😸😸"
Impression Zombie 7: "Amigo 😎🧉😎😎"
Impression Zombie 7: "That's great job 😁😀🔥💯"
Impression Zombie 8: "三井銀行"
Impression Zombie 8: "fsfaewvds"
Impression Zombie 8: "Superb 💓💓💐💐💐"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho11"
Impression Zombie 9: "dwAnild"
Impression Zombie 9: "My mother is buried in a broken ho10"
Impression Zombie 9: "woooooow awesome😎😎😎😎😎 old gold"

impression zombie by Triopsidae March 11, 2024

first impression shirt 

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

first impression shirt by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

fozzy bear impression 

When getting a blowjob from a girl continue to force her head forward at a generous rate of speed thus causing a "wokka..wokka...wokka" noise

I had that girl doing her best "fozzy bear impression" last night

fozzy bear impression by The Fozzy October 21, 2010

niagara falls impression 

when one throws-up. Prone to happen after pregaming with appletinis.

Phrase originated in a Boston pizza in Niagara Falls, ON.

Jeremy is such a toolbox, he did his niagara falls impression all over Boston Pizza, ruining all his single friends chances with those ladies.

(Text): Ass-clown wake up for class! or are you too tired from showing everyone your niagara falls impression last night?

niagara falls impression by Ryan and Jeremy October 15, 2007