What you call yourself when you are trying to convince the world that you are not a crazy crack-addicted man-whore.
Guy, who is a loser, masturbating to sexy computer-generated characters from video games and anime drawings of girls showing their underwear at 4 in the morning in his mom's basement wiping the tears away: "I am winning."
by ChuckChaser69 March 07, 2011
v. To inflict damage upon oneself in order to (falsely) blame a group of people that you hate for hurting you. This is most often done as a stunt in order to affect a political campaign.
Hey, it's that bitch from Texas who B faced herself in Pittsburg and blamed a black guy to gain sympathy from voters in Pennsylvania to get McCain into the white house. What a fucking Republican Nazi douche.
by ChuckChaser69 October 25, 2008
The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.
A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
by ChuckChaser69 August 27, 2012
Bob: Did you see Cheryl from accounting yet? What a little slutterfly.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.
by ChuckChaser69 November 01, 2011
Sam: Hey, can I borrow $50?
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
Eric: Uh, I loaned you $200 last week. No. You and Phil Jackson can go smoke some peyote.
by ChuckChaser69 May 09, 2011
The necessity of circular motion in tonguing a woman to orgasm. (of note: in the northern hemisphere, tonguing must occur in a clockwise motion; south of the equator, tongue motion must be executed counter clockwise to achieve equal effect)
Cheryl did not come through straight intercourse. I always had to subsequently apply the clitoriolis effect to get her there.
by ChuckChaser69 June 12, 2011
A ridiculous term created by weather people that has something to do with a tornado. Even though we don't know what the hell that means now, it will soon be common knowledge through overuse. (see more accurate definitions below) It has nothing to do with embedded reporters, or terrorists, or the war in Iraq.
weatherologist bullshit: Microbursts from embedded supercells can cause damaging severe wind gusts anywhere along the line they may form. Embedded supercell mesovortices can also cause damaging winds and even tornadoes.
by ChuckChaser69 April 04, 2008