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Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.
Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.
by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008
Get the palpitationsmug. a: Hey, remember that bar called Fu Bar?
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.
b: Remember it? I was there last night.
a: Well a crane fell on it, and now it's fubar.
by ChuckChaser69 March 15, 2008
Get the fu barmug. Megan: So, I was walking down the street, and I stubbed my toe. And it hurt!
Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
Mike: OMG, Will got a crock pot.
Megan: Did I tell you about that? Isn't that awesome?
Mike: Yeah, NOT awesome.
by ChuckChaser69 June 11, 2009
Get the Will got a crock potmug. Person N-1: See that douchebag on TV?
Person N: You mean Scummy McScumstein?
Person N-1: Yeah, King A-hole.
Person N: Señor Cumbucket
Person N-1: Master Blaster
Person N: New Hitler
Person N-1: SDDL
Person N: (?)
Person N-1: Super Duper Dick Licker
Person N: Heh heh. Wait, is that a gay slam?
Person N-1: Kinda, I guess.
Person N: Well, I gotta stop you there. I have no problem with the gays. And on behalf of homosexuals, I resent your using them collectively as a slur against Scummy. Not only that, but you have slurred gays by connecting them to Scummy McScumstein. Take it back.
Person N-1: Okay, sorry. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays either. It's just funny to me how offended he would be at being called gay.
Person N: Yeah, that is kinda funny. (impersonating W:) Now, now, what makes you think I'm a homosexumable?
Person N-1: Heh. Yeah, that's probably the only thing he would be offended by about this.
Person N: Yeah, probably. But let's cut the gays some slack.
Person N-1: Okay, lover.
Person N: But, we're both men. Aaah, I get it. Good one. Funny.
Person N: You mean Scummy McScumstein?
Person N-1: Yeah, King A-hole.
Person N: Señor Cumbucket
Person N-1: Master Blaster
Person N: New Hitler
Person N-1: SDDL
Person N: (?)
Person N-1: Super Duper Dick Licker
Person N: Heh heh. Wait, is that a gay slam?
Person N-1: Kinda, I guess.
Person N: Well, I gotta stop you there. I have no problem with the gays. And on behalf of homosexuals, I resent your using them collectively as a slur against Scummy. Not only that, but you have slurred gays by connecting them to Scummy McScumstein. Take it back.
Person N-1: Okay, sorry. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays either. It's just funny to me how offended he would be at being called gay.
Person N: Yeah, that is kinda funny. (impersonating W:) Now, now, what makes you think I'm a homosexumable?
Person N-1: Heh. Yeah, that's probably the only thing he would be offended by about this.
Person N: Yeah, probably. But let's cut the gays some slack.
Person N-1: Okay, lover.
Person N: But, we're both men. Aaah, I get it. Good one. Funny.
by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008
Get the Scummy McScumsteinmug. n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).
noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.
verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.
verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
Get the hillareachmug. Something one believes, for any of a number of reasons, that is hokey in its justification. This can be because it is in the bible, or because the information comes from the internet, and has not been confirmed in some real world setting.
Yeah, that's one of those biblical truths I keep hearing about. Do you just believe everything you read on the interweb?
by ChuckChaser69 September 10, 2010
Get the biblical truthmug. Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.
by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011
Get the Sarah Palin's mouthmug.