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The first of a series. (So-named due to the fact that 'Star Wars - Episode 4' was the first of the series.)
Waiter: Sir, what would you like for your Episode 4?
Sir: For the appetizer, we'll have the spinach and artichoke dip. Thanks.
Jimmy: Gretchen, mom says Episode 4 has to watch me and baby tonight.
Gretchen: Damn, why does she always need me to baby-sit you guys?
Jimmy: Curse of being born first, I guess. So sorry. (smiles)
by ChuckChaser69 May 10, 2009
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The one that will definitely not survive. Taken from the TV series "Star Trek", which frequently introduces a new character (often wearing a red shirt), who dies early on, showing the power of that episode's enemy force. This is character is killed so that the regulars, Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, and Scotty, can all remain unharmed.
Good thing James wore his red shirt, because if we have to throw someone to the wolves tonight, it's gonna be our expendable crew member.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
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The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.
Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
by ChuckChaser69 December 17, 2010
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The financial principle of bleeding the poor and middle class of any expendable income (and some necessary income) so they cannot buy anything, thus impacting the government-supported mega-corporations and lending institutions, requiring Republican idiots to give them more money to continue their financial destruction of the United States. Amen.
A: Did you hear about AIG? Another quintessential example of trickle up economics.
B: Is my bank account safe?
A: About as safe as a $3 gallon of gas.
B: So, not that safe? I'm not sure what you're saying.
A: Oh, I'm just joking around with you.
A&B together: Aaaaaaahahahahahah.
by ChuckChaser69 September 16, 2008
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Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."
by ChuckChaser69 October 7, 2010
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Person N-1: See that douchebag on TV?
Person N: You mean Scummy McScumstein?
Person N-1: Yeah, King A-hole.
Person N: Señor Cumbucket
Person N-1: Master Blaster
Person N: New Hitler
Person N-1: SDDL
Person N: (?)
Person N-1: Super Duper Dick Licker
Person N: Heh heh. Wait, is that a gay slam?
Person N-1: Kinda, I guess.
Person N: Well, I gotta stop you there. I have no problem with the gays. And on behalf of homosexuals, I resent your using them collectively as a slur against Scummy. Not only that, but you have slurred gays by connecting them to Scummy McScumstein. Take it back.
Person N-1: Okay, sorry. You know, I don't have a problem with the gays either. It's just funny to me how offended he would be at being called gay.
Person N: Yeah, that is kinda funny. (impersonating W:) Now, now, what makes you think I'm a homosexumable?
Person N-1: Heh. Yeah, that's probably the only thing he would be offended by about this.
Person N: Yeah, probably. But let's cut the gays some slack.
Person N-1: Okay, lover.
Person N: But, we're both men. Aaah, I get it. Good one. Funny.

by ChuckChaser69 May 12, 2008
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typing (or texting) gibberish. Comes from typing in frustration, hitting the keyboard, or accidentally leaning on it. A posting or sent mail or text shows up indecipherable.
Looks like Megan is speaking in tongues again. I checked her last facebook post. 3am, nothing but garbage. Must have fallen asleep on the keyboard. Drunk. Again.
by ChuckChaser69 April 17, 2010
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