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older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.
by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008
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tummy

verb: to consume to oblivion; to eradicate by mouth (past tense: tummied)
Honey, way to tummy that tamale.
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Jo-Jo tummied that pizza. I didn't get any.
by ChuckChaser69 April 25, 2008
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Hipsterjism

The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.
A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?
by ChuckChaser69 August 27, 2012
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Sarah Palin's mouth

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.
Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.
by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011
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nuttable

Jesus, she is nuttable. I might just bust one right here. Hold your coat up.
by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008
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photigue

a saturation of annoyance at being asked to smile for pictures to the point that you no longer give a damn how you look in the photos
Mom, please put down the camera. I'm experiencing a serious case of photigue at the moment.
by ChuckChaser69 November 27, 2010
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slutterfly

A girl who uses Hallowe'en as an opportunity to exercise her inner whore, by dressing like one.
Bob: Did you see Cheryl from accounting yet? What a little slutterfly.
Dave: Oh, I thought she was a slutty nun.
Bob: Yeah, that.
by ChuckChaser69 November 1, 2011
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