(v) Making a comment from someone else's point of view for humorous effect.
Portmanteau of "impression" and "impersonate".
Nick: I've seen his YouTube channel twice.
Colin: I'm basically his biggest fan /s.
Nick: Really?
Colin: No, I'm just trying to impressionate you.
<Cue hilarity>
Something about just about every person that shows that they are part of the human race and they take what is shown to them, and accept it as the truth no matter what, and that they need to do certain things that are in the "mainstream culture".
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*