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Humpfuck 

The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.
Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!

The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.

Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!
Humpfuck by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018

humblefucking 

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.
The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

humilifuck

the act of having sexual intercourse with the sole purpose of humiliating the female for the enjoyment of the male
That bitch is so stupid, Rory and I are going to humilifuck her to teach her a lesson.
humilifuck by C-Nut311 July 29, 2009

Rumplefucked 

The act of getting extremely inebriated on Rumple Minze
I will never eat or drink ANYTHING peppermint flavored again... 27 shots left me Rumplefucked!
Rumplefucked by DanoNYC May 7, 2009

Hugglefuck 

When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust
Sara stayed over last night and we hugglefuck'd for hours - I'm so happy, and exhausted!
Hugglefuck by HeyTrout March 15, 2017

hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.
I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.
hufflefucked by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018