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humplefuck by Backwoods442 August 5, 2021
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Humpfuck
The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.
Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!
The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.
Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!
The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.
Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!
Humpfuck by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018
Related Words
humplefuck • humblefucking • Humble Fuck • hump me fuck me • hugglefuck • humpfuck • Hufflefuck • humilifuck • Hustlefuck • Dumplefuck
humblefucking
When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.
humblefucking by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021
humilifuck
the act of having sexual intercourse with the sole purpose of humiliating the female for the enjoyment of the male
humilifuck by C-Nut311 July 29, 2009
Rumplefucked
Rumplefucked by DanoNYC May 7, 2009
Hugglefuck
When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust
Hugglefuck by HeyTrout March 15, 2017
hufflefucked
I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.
hufflefucked by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018
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