Humpfuck 

The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.

Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!

The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.

Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!

Humpfuck by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018

humpfuck 

a body wave used by many jewish teenagers in attempt to seduce another. it is mainly effective when used in correspondence with the song "Strastruck" by Lady Gaga or "Starstrukk" by 3OH!3. either would efficiently enhance the prospect of success.

"Damn, Megan, did you see Shane humfuck right then? He totally wants you!"

"Really Fizz? Wow, that was the best humpfuck i've seen all night!"

humpfuck by Fizzforever January 3, 2010

Humpfuck

The process of having sex while humping the other person.

I humpfucked my hg and I loved it

Humpfuck by BoneyBloke January 9, 2026

Celestial Hump Fuck 

A username commonly used on PC games to kill and own noobs on while making them think...

Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"

Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."

Celestial Hump Fuck by Celestial Hump Fuck January 22, 2013

humfuckery 

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.

John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.

humfuckery by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

humpbucket 

A girl who is not necessarily slutty, but is simply full of enough hormones that she is physically dependent on receiving male seed on a regular basis.

Well, I know she is a nice girl, but I might not have the stamina to have a relationship with such a humpbucket.

humpbucket by R0GUECLAM (Dave H) January 8, 2009

Humpfucker 

Someone who cuts holes in stuffed animals to fuck them rather than humping them.! Usually a “slutty” male.

Girl 1: dude I went to aidans house last night and he’s a humpfucker.

Girl 2 : no way.. that’s nasty! I’ve always known he’s a “slutty” man

Humpfucker by Humpfucker June 6, 2019